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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

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Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

Too clever is dumb.

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep...

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.

Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.

Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.

The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.

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