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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
Too clever is dumb.
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.
Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.
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Today's Quote
We lived together as kids, and now we're taking care of each other as men.
Quote Of The DayToday's Joke
फेकू ने पप्पू से पूछा: 'मोहब्बत शादी से पहले करनी चाहिए या शादी के बाद?'
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Today's Status
Life is perishable the quicker you consume it, the better it feels. Stop thinking, start living. Good morning!
Status Of The DayToday's Prayer
Speak in faith, and everything you declare shall be yours. No weapon formed against you shall prosper, and every tongue...
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