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Moustache Quotes

Facial hair opinions, stated plainly.

These moustache quotes cover everything from an insured moustache worth millions to undercover looks built around a Beard or goatee.

No intelligent man wears a moustache voluntarily - you can write that down.

Quotes by Sam Neill

At various times in my undercover career I had either a full beard, a short-cropped beard, Fu Manchu, a plain simple moustache or just a goatee. We did that - generally we would have a look that we would maintain...

Quotes by Ron Stallworth

I tried on a moustache, and it was decided I would grow one. I've shaved it off for a couple of films, but otherwise, I've had it ever since.

Quotes by Omar Sharif

They wrote it that my moustache was insured for 13 million.

Quotes by John Newcombe

Able Quotes

I can't grow a moustache.

Quotes by Joe Jonas

Why is the King of Hearts the only one that hasn't a moustache?

Quotes by James Branch Cabell

Although I am the oldest with the biggest moustache, my brothers are progressively taller; I put it down to the extra potatoes they were able to eat after I left home.

Quotes by Dick Strawbridge

I have been growing this moustache, a budding Burt Reynolds number, for a good cause known as Movember.

Quotes by David Sax

It's true that people were told facial hair was not appreciated by the British public, but I just decided to keep the moustache.

Quotes by Bob Ainsworth

Basic Quotes

I love the basic comedy of growing a moustache.

Quotes by Ben Miller

Frequently Asked Questions

What makes moustache quotes fun to read?
They mix genuine confessions, like not being able to grow one, with blunt opinions about who should bother wearing a moustache at all.
Are these quotes only about appearance?
Not entirely; some reference undercover work and changing looks, including moustaches alongside a Beard or goatee for disguise.
Why would someone search for moustache quotes?
People often look for them out of humor, curiosity about grooming opinions, or to caption a photo involving facial hair.
Do celebrities talk about insuring their moustaches?
Yes, one quote here describes a moustache insured for millions, showing how seriously some public figures treat their facial hair.
Is there a serious side to moustache quotes?
A few carry a pointed opinion, such as the claim that no intelligent man wears one voluntarily, giving the topic an unexpectedly debate-worthy edge.

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