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We could talk, act, and dress funny. We were excused for socially inappropriate behavior: 'Oh, he's a programmer'. It was all because we knew this technology stuff that other people found completely mystifying.

Quotes by Kent Beck

I was always pretty funny with my friends.

Quotes by Kenan Thompson

I never did standup before. It just looked like it was really hard, looked like there was like up days and down days - and I'm too emotionally unstable for that. I need to always be funny and always be...

Quotes by Kenan Thompson

You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things.

Quotes by Ken Kesey

To go from working with a group of people in a sketch-comedy show on a small network, where it was all about just creating funny stuff, to being on a network show, and the pressures of that, and getting to...

Quotes by Ken Marino

It's funny how you can say performing is in the blood, and if I'm considered a performer being an actor, then it's certainly in the blood.

Quotes by Kelvin Fletcher

I find it funny that I'm a pin-up.

Quotes by Kelvin Fletcher

I'd rather not have a moment when I'm known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer.

Quotes by Kelly Ripa

When you have an entire amphitheatre of people laughing that way, it makes you feel so funny and it frees you to go further than you probably would.

Quotes by Kelly Ripa

It's funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that is the actual colour of my skin, I am that pale!

Quotes by Kelly Osbourne

I've been lucky enough to play some funny, nasty ladies in my day, and if you can make them foolish, they're even funnier.

Quotes by Kelly Bishop

It's funny, I'd rather be known as a writer who crafted a really nice piece about women's friendships over time. But that doesn't roll off the tongue like 'YouTube sensation.'

Quotes by Kelly Corrigan

Every movie I do, or when I'm on the sketch comedy show, I don't really get into it until I have an outfit or something funny with my head or face or something.

Quotes by Kel Mitchell

It's always cool on the airplane when people are watching 'SVU.' It's funny. And it's always the reruns.

Quotes by Kelli Giddish

The older I got, the more willing I was to go into the Southern vernacular, because some of it's funny.

Quotes by Keith Jackson

What has been happening more lately - of course, I also put in my bio, I say I do the voice of Goliath, but some people go - you know, I say something, and it's a funny thing when you...

Quotes by Keith David

I like jokes and one-liners. I enjoy entertaining and making people laugh, being the funny man. But when I'm launched into unfamiliar environments I shut down, and as I relax then my character emerges.

Quotes by Keith Flint

I'm tall and thin but not strong, so you're either an athlete or you're funny.

Quotes by Keegan-Michael Key

The funny thing about children is that, whichever room we're in, that's where they'll be. If I'm in the bath, they'll want to be in there too, playing with the toothbrush pot or brushing my hair.

Quotes by Keeley Hawes

I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker.

Quotes by Keenen Ivory Wayans

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