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Finish Last Quotes

Wry takes on losing, loyalty, and low expectations.

These quotes look at finishing last with humor, from loyal sports fans who stick with struggling teams to a joke about how the same outcome earns very different labels.

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

Quotes by Abe Lemons

Philadelphians are intensely loyal. They don't switch teams even when the Sixers lose by 63 points or the Phillies finish last in the NL East.

Quotes by Steve Capus

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the first quote say about Philadelphia sports fans?
It describes fans as deeply loyal, staying supportive even when local teams suffer heavy losses or finish at the bottom of their league.
What joke does the second quote make?
It points out that finishing last in a league gets you called an idiot, while finishing last in medical school still earns the title doctor.
Is this collection about sports specifically?
Partly, the first quote focuses on sports loyalty, while the second broadens the idea of finishing last to academic achievement as well.
What tone runs through these finish last quotes?
Both carry a wry, humorous tone, finding something clever or endearing in outcomes that would normally be seen as disappointing.
Who might enjoy this finish last quotes pairing?
Sports fans and anyone who appreciates dry humor about low expectations would likely enjoy this short, witty pairing.

Both use last place as a starting point for wit rather than despair.