Diet Jokes in Hindi & English
Rozana naye Diet jokes, Hindi aur English dono mein, weight loss ke har mazedaar mod ke saath.
Yahan aapko milenge sabse mazedaar Diet jokes Hindi aur English dono mein, jo 'Monday se diet' wale bahane, cheat days, gym ki motivation, aur khaane ki cravings se chalti jung ko halke-phulke andaaz mein dikhate hain. Ye jokes har us insaan ke liye hain jo kabhi diet par gaya ho.
मेरी डाइट आधिकारिक रूप से सोमवार से शुरू होती है, और आंकड़ों के हिसाब से वो सोमवार आज तक कभी आया ही नहीं।
Meri diet aadhikaarik roop se somvaar se shuru hoti hai, aur aankdon ke hisaab se wo somvaar aaj tak kabhi aaya hi nahin.
जिम ट्रेनर को बताया मैं सख्त डाइट पर हूँ, उसने पूछा कब से, मैंने कहा बस अभी इसी बातचीत से।
Gym trainer ko bataya main sakht diet par hoon, usne poochha kab se, maine kaha bas abhi isi baatcheet se.
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चीट डे मेरे लिए दिन नहीं है, यह एक जीवनशैली है जो कभी कभी सोमवार को छुट्टी लेती है।
Cheat day mere liye din nahin hai, yeh ek jeevanshaili hai jo kabhi kabhi somvaar ko chhutti leti hai.
मेरी इच्छाशक्ति रसोई से फ्रिज तक चलने जितनी ही टिकती है, फिर चुपचाप इस्तीफा दे देती है।
Meri ichchhashakti rasoi se fridge tak chalne jitni hi tikti hai, phir chupchaap isteefa de deti hai.
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My diet officially starts Monday, which is a day that, statistically, has never actually arrived for me.
I told my gym trainer I'm on a strict diet. He asked since when. I said since we started this conversation.
My willpower lasts exactly as long as the walk from the kitchen to the fridge, then it quietly resigns.
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