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For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

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What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes.

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care.

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