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Date Quotes

Romance, humor, and time all in one word.

These date quotes range from a comedian's joke about an oddly athletic idea of romance to a candid admission of decades without going on one. See our Dating quotes for more.

I don't date celebrities.

Quotes by Adele

I'm a cheap date.

Quotes by Abi Morgan

Akshay's idea of a romantic date is a six-kilometre jog, followed by 500 crunches... together! Eeeeks!

Quotes by Twinkle Khanna

I haven't had a date in 26 years.

Quotes by Tim Gunn

Dated Quotes

Policy gets out of date.

Quotes by Suzan DelBene

For a war correspondent to miss an invasion is like refusing a date with Lana Turner.

Quotes by Robert Capa

Sanctions against polluters are feeble and out of date, and are rarely invoked.

Quotes by Ralph Nader

Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind.

Quotes by Mary Ellen Chase

Nearly every notable event in 'Wake' has a date or a time stamp.

Quotes by Lisa McMann

Dates Quotes

I will not go on a blind date.

Quotes by Jordana Brewster

I just don't know how to date.

Quotes by Jennie Garth

I don't have time to date.

Quotes by Jared Kushner

I'm freakishly competitive, so I set a date to achieve a certain weight or fitness.

Quotes by Jamie Bamber

I'm an easy date. I meant cheap date, cheap date!

Quotes by Jack McBrayer

Dating Quotes

I do date quite frequently.

Quotes by Isaiah Mustafa

I don't date rock 'n' rollers. I just marry them.

Quotes by Heather Locklear

I'm a very cheap date.

Quotes by Heather Mills

I just tend to date straight girls. That's my problem: I'm a turner.

Quotes by Hayley Kiyoko

Good design doesn't date.

Quotes by Harry Seidler

Love Quotes

I've never been on a date.

Quotes by Hannah Simone

Frequently Asked Questions

Are all of these date quotes about romance?
Not entirely — one uses the word to describe policy becoming outdated over time, a meaning completely separate from dating someone.
Is there a humorous quote about dating here?
Yes, one jokes that a public figure treats a night out romantically as an excuse for a long run followed by hundreds of crunches, poking fun at an overly athletic approach to romance.
Does anyone admit to a dating dry spell?
Yes, one quote candidly admits it's been 26 years since the speaker last went out with anyone romantically, offering a blunt, self-aware take on long-term singlehood.
Is blind dating mentioned in this topic?
Yes, one line flatly refuses to ever agree to a setup with a stranger, expressing a clear personal boundary around dating.
How does this topic connect to Dating quotes?
Both explore similar territory, though Date quotes lean toward specific moments while Dating quotes cover the broader ongoing experience.

The word also shifts meaning entirely in one line about policy becoming outdated, showing how 'date' isn't only about romance. Pair this with our Dates or Love quotes.