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They were so clever finding ways to get me the ball. They had to do more than just give up open shots. They had to avoid fouls and pass me the ball in traffic.

Quotes by Wilt Chamberlain

There is nothing clever about confusion.

Quotes by William Wyler

I wasn't necessarily the brightest in my family. I think my older sister was probably more clever, but I worked very hard.

Quotes by Wendi Deng Murdoch

I love clever lyrics.

Quotes by Walker Hayes

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

Quotes by W. C. Fields

A lot of modern comedies are difficult to watch too, because they're so ironic and so detached and so quote-unquote clever. They kind of keep you at arm's length. They can be really funny, but they're not really nourishing.

Quotes by Ty Burrell

Awards sell tickets, and they're a clever publicity stunt.

Quotes by Tony Randall

At Ajax, I got an education in how to be confident on the ball, my technique, and then, at Atletico, I learned how to defend. It was about the details, the ruthlessness; be clinical in front of your own goal, win every duel, be clever. I learned so much and, defensively, I grew there so much.

Quotes by Toby Alderweireld

I defend my position. I am not Messi. I am not Ronaldo. I have something else. I am not the quickest, like Walcott. I have to be clever and read situations. If I didn't have that, I wouldn't be able to play Premier League. Everybody has a strength - this is mine.

Quotes by Toby Alderweireld

Obama's gift for delivering set-piece oratorical tours de force had special resonance to Americans fed up with a president who could hardly string two words together without a collision of syntax and whose idea of clever was the single entendre.

Quotes by Tina Brown

Clever men are good, but they are not the best.

Quotes by Thomas Carlyle

What a grand thing it is to be clever and have common sense.

Quotes by Terence

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions.

Quotes by Steve Breen

She grounded me. I have become very disciplined now. I would never have written the books without her. Definitely the cleverest thing I ever did was to marry Santa. Maybe it's the only clever thing I did.

Quotes by Simon Sebag Montefiore

After a while, you become really irritated that you're not recognised as the person who wrote 'The Full Monty.' Everyone goes on about how lovely the characters are. That's because they were written! 'What a clever title.' Yeah, that's because I made up the title!

Quotes by Simon Beaufoy

Maybe I'm a little biased, but shows like 'Dexter' and 'Southland,' I'm just enthralled by that sort of storytelling, kind of clever and patient.

Quotes by Shawn Hatosy

Yes, Vajpayee and Advani are very clever speakers, but that does not mean everything they say is true.

Quotes by Sharad Pawar

'Throne of Glass' readers tend to be passionate, talented, clever, and welcoming - in fact, I'm consistently moved by just how welcoming 'TOG' readers are to new fans.

Quotes by Sarah J. Maas

I have a fantastic husband. Here's the honeymoon part: I still think he's the funniest, wittiest, most clever man I've ever known.

Quotes by Sarah Jessica Parker

The idea that if you are very clever you shouldn't be an actor would be laughable in Russia.

Quotes by Samuel West

The silliest woman can manage a clever man; but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.

Quotes by Rudyard Kipling

It's clever, but is it Art?

Quotes by Rudyard Kipling

I'm not as clever as J.J. Abrams and those guys who fill it with all of these things for people to find.

Quotes by Ruben Fleischer

People may say that what I do is very clever, but it's not really at all. It's not Swift.

Quotes by Rory Bremner

It's difficult to be clean and clever at the same time, but a lot of our stuff was.

Quotes by Ronnie Corbett

How long does it take to make 'They Think It's All Over?' It's just laughing at each other and thinking, 'Aren't we clever?'

Quotes by Ronnie Corbett

A computational device is incapable of developing a mind. We got consciousness not just by being clever.

Quotes by Roger Penrose

The interesting thing about Hain is that he's not a very interesting character. He's not fabulously clever. He's not a great policeman. He's not hugely charismatic. I'd describe him as a kind-of Chekhovian character. He's an ordinary bloke, to whom extraordinary things have happened. Which is quite hard to play, I have to say.

Quotes by Robbie Coltrane

Comedians who are 22 years old can certainly be funny and clever, and be capable of telling jokes - but are they talking about their favorite TV shows, or a particular brand of shampoo?

Quotes by Rob Delaney

Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming!

Quotes by Ricky Gervais

I am an attacking batsman, but I've learned a lot about patience. There are clever bowlers who can pick your weak points, so I have to be a bit patient, play out a spell or two.

Quotes by Prithvi Shaw

A clever, imaginative, humorous request can open closed doors and closed minds.

Quotes by Percy Ross

I don't really wanna talk about politics, I'm not clever enough.

Quotes by Paul Weller

So, deadpan I think just means not acknowledging for one second that you think that this is funny and clever.

Quotes by Patrick Warburton

If a film is very clever and well-written, that's what gives you freedom as a director.

Quotes by Patrice Leconte

Too clever is dumb.

Quotes by Ogden Nash

My dad is a great manager. He's not just competent - he's very clever.

Quotes by Nico Rosberg

I'm not clever enough to be in machinations and real politics.

Quotes by Natalie Dormer

You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions.

Quotes by Naguib Mahfouz

Too much comedy today is vulgar, not clever. I say that as a comedian and as a consumer.

Quotes by Mort Sahl

I learned from both my parents that you had to be clever.

Quotes by Mikhail Prokhorov

Before I made 'Sweetback,' I had a three-picture deal with Columbia and enough juice, if I was real clever with it, to proclaim that I wanted to do an independent film.

Quotes by Melvin Van Peebles

Intelligence, if it is clever in the direction of the better, is responsible for the greatest benefits of all.

Quotes by Menander

It took me at least all my 20s and some of my 30s to get the confidence to realise I could just write about what I wanted to write about without having to pass a test or look super clever.

Quotes by Matt Haig

I loved nearly all my teachers; but it was not till I went home to live at Oxford, in 1867, that I awoke intellectually to a hundred interests and influences that begin much earlier nowadays to affect any clever child.

Quotes by Mary Augusta Ward

Roman military tactics were much over-rated. All the clever ones had the same idea, which was to go round the back.

Quotes by Mary Beard

I rate Dave Luiz as a top defender. He's very clever. But I don't know if he's as quick as me. And if he kicks me, he kicks me. It's fine. I can't react to anything.

Quotes by Marko Arnautovic

But I don't sit down at dinner and have clever ideas.

Quotes by Mark Rylance

When I was young, I was clever enough to know that if I got married or had children, I would be eaten.

Quotes by Maria Lassnig

Lord Birkenhead is very clever but sometimes his brains go to his head.

Quotes by Margot Asquith

He's very clever, but sometimes his brains go to his head.

Quotes by Margot Asquith

I'm not clever enough or aware enough to make a political movie.

Quotes by Maiwenn

Men are only clever at shifting blame from their own shoulders to those of others.

Quotes by Livy

Hillary Clinton is tough, clever, and formidably well briefed, and has been politically ambitious all her adult life.

Quotes by Linda Colley

That was when the Spanish came in and conquered the Aztecs. I thought that was a clever thing.

Quotes by Les Baxter

The clever men at Oxford, know all that there is to be knowed. But they none of them know one half as much, as intelligent Mr. Toad.

Quotes by Kenneth Grahame

People think you can't be clever if you have breasts.

Quotes by Kelly Brook

The clever thing about the designs on 'Strictly' is that the razzle-dazzle comes from the materials used in making the dresses rather than because the cut or style is plunging or revealing.

Quotes by Kate Garraway

If two smart, intelligent, clever guys sit together on a table, and you both want the same, where can be the problem? We all want to be successful.

Quotes by Jurgen Klopp

I'm just so comfortable talking about my private life: I just think because I'm not that clever.

Quotes by Josh Thomas

Appeasement was never a very clever policy, and it should not be our option today.

Quotes by Jose Maria Aznar

A culture in which guilt is automatically assumed to be neurotic and unhealthy has devised a remarkably clever way of protecting its self-interest.

Quotes by Jonathan Kozol

I thought I was clever by greeting casting agents in my Australian accent and then switching to an American one during the performance. But the Australian accent seemed to put them off. Now it's the opposite; they love Australians. And with my thick Californian accent I now have a problem convincing them I'm Australian.

Quotes by Jonathan LaPaglia

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.

Quotes by John Peel

Only in Britain could it be thought a defect to be too clever by half. The probability is that too many people are too stupid by three-quarters.

Quotes by John Major

I had very clever producers, who scheduled it brilliantly, but scheduling it was a nightmare.

Quotes by John Crowley

Because of the nature of Moore's law, anything that an extremely clever graphics programmer can do at one point can be replicated by a merely competent programmer some number of years later.

Quotes by John Carmack

I'd rather get a good clean laugh with good material, than an easy laugh by swearing or shocking. That's not clever or comedic, anybody can get a laugh that way, it's too easy.

Quotes by Jim Dale

For sheer sexiness, a man must be beautiful. Funny. yes. Clever, no.

Quotes by Jilly Cooper

The key for me is movement. When the ball comes into the box, or when the wide players get it, that's where I have to be clever and make my runs. That's where I come alive.

Quotes by Jermain Defoe

I was born and brought up in Liverpool with my clever little sister Jemma, who is 14 and wants to be a vet. My mum Jane is an administrator and my dad Peter is a taxi driver.

Quotes by Jennifer Ellison

Obama spoke so slowly because he, a clever and cultured man, had constantly to be on his guard against sounding it.

Quotes by James Hawes

Prince Charles has doomed himself by so clearly wanting to be thought clever and cultured: the clever, cultured people don't buy it, and the people don't want a clever, cultured ruler.

Quotes by James Hawes

I think HBO seems to have an extraordinary clever knack of catching the pulse of its audience. It really, really knows its audience.

Quotes by James Cosmo

The Labour party still really has no idea why their people voted for Brexit. They still think that basically it's naive Labour voters being conned by terribly clever Tories.

Quotes by James Cleverly

It's not very hard to be clever. It's far harder to be simple, obvious, and meaningful.

Quotes by Jake Barton

No Jew was ever fool enough to turn Christian unless he was a clever man.

Quotes by Israel Zangwill

When you argue with your inferiors, you convince them of only one thing: they are as clever as you.

Quotes by Irving Layton

There was Pauline de Rothschild, who I thought was very fabulous, and Millicent Rogers, the Standard Oil heiress, very chic, very clever, very original. I admired both those women very much. And I had a great example with my mother, who was extremely chic.

Quotes by Iris Apfel

Buying a matching blouse and skirt from the same store is a crime. A clever mix of chic and cheap hits the jackpot. Know how to mix styles and labels.

Quotes by Ines de La Fressange

The stability of what's called the Standard Model of particle physics and its ability to make so many clever predictions with immense precision suggests that we may just be stuck with it, and there may never be an overthrow of that.

Quotes by Ian Hacking

When I was growing up, to be an emcee meant to write the most clever, intellectual, and wittiest rap. And that's what we did.

Quotes by Gza

Against the beautiful and the clever and the successful, one can wage a pitiless war, but not against the unattractive: then the millstone weighs on the breast.

Quotes by Graham Greene

TV - a clever contraction derived from the words Terrible Vaudeville. However, it is our latest medium - we call it a medium because nothing's well done.

Quotes by Goodman Ace

To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

Quotes by Gilbert K. Chesterton

You don't have to be too clever to know that if Barcelona loaned me to another team, it's because they have little interest in me.

Quotes by Gerard Deulofeu

There is no essential difference between the material of comedy and tragedy. All depends on the point of view of the dramatist, which, by clever emphasis, he tries to make the point of view of his audience.

Quotes by George Pierce Baker

We are obliged to regard many of our original minds as crazy at least until we have become as clever as they are.

Quotes by Georg C. Lichtenberg

Advisers who think that they are very clever while all around them are a bit thick, and that all the problems of the world would be solved if the thick listened to the clever, are liable to be disappointed.

Quotes by Geoff Mulgan

No, ancient astronauts did not build the pyramids - human beings built them, because they're clever and they work hard.

Quotes by Gene Roddenberry

Modeling is not something you excel because you are clever but is based on physical appearance, but then you have to be a businesswoman, like, to keep your longevity.

Quotes by Gelila Bekele

Foursquare's adoption of a game dynamic when it launched is a particularly clever implementation of a social hook.

Quotes by Fred Wilson

The differences between the top teams in Euro 2000 are so minimal that I think you have to be very clever in defence and stop your opponents getting opportunities.

Quotes by Frank Rijkaard

I like my villains clever, deep, and driven by pure evil.

Quotes by Fiona Barton

I made it to Oxford, but it is not that I am particularly clever, much more that I am a worker bee.

Quotes by Emilia Fox

I would never create an image for myself; I'm not that clever.

Quotes by Ellie Goulding

To be clever in argument is not rationality but rationalization.

Quotes by Eliezer Yudkowsky

The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.

Quotes by Edsger Dijkstra

I really like clever men who challenge you.

Quotes by E. L. James

Educate men without religion and you make of them but clever devils.

Quotes by Duke of Wellington

I've always been accused of being too clever for my own good.

Quotes by Denny Laine

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