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When I do stand-up, I'm basically doing a one-man show.

I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking.

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No film critic's going to say it, but 'Madagascar 3' is better than 'The Artist.'

If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner.

I live way below my means.

My first year on 'SNL', I made $90,000 dollars. And I bought a red Corvette for $45,000 dollars. I'm thinking, 'I've got 45 grand left!' Taxes didn't even come into my equation. At the end of the first year of...

I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in the history of the school.

You don't need a critic to tell you people aren't laughing.

Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy.

I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack.

Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.

Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie.

My goal in life was to host the MTV Awards, because it's the awards show that Prince sang on, and that was the awards show that Eddie Murphy hosted and Arsenio hosted.

Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep.

I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge.

The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other.

A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.

I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.

I can't cook, but I have a nice book of menus... and I can plate and set the table.

My movies are okay, but they're not my specials.

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