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Bladder Quotes

Small organ, big punchline.

These quotes find humor in an unlikely subject, comparing a small bladder to a hummingbird's or letting a dog's needs set the entire morning schedule. For more lighthearted honesty, see Age quotes.

I get up when I feel like getting up. That's the deal I've made with myself: I can stay in bed as long as my dog's bladder holds. The other half of that deal is that once the dog is...

Quotes by Tara Westover

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.

Quotes by Stephen Fry

I don't drink in the cinema because I have a bladder the size of a hummingbird.

Quotes by Joshua Oppenheimer

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.

Quotes by Jean Kerr

Age Quotes

My bladder cancer was related to smoking, and I think smoking kills people.

Quotes by Bob Schieffer

Building a solid organ like the liver in the lab is different and harder than with an organ like the bladder because solid organs are very vascular.

Quotes by Anthony Atala

It's a play where something went wrong, 'Cause it's five hours, twelve minutes long. If you sit there, my friend, From beginning 'til end, Then your bladder better be strong!

Quotes by Allan Sherman

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Frequently Asked Questions

What is the tone of this Bladder collection?
It's mostly humorous, turning a small bodily detail into jokes about aging, routine, and letting a dog set the morning schedule.
Does this collection include jokes about aging?
Yes, one quote jokes that a bladder now reminds the speaker of their age just as reliably as anything else could.
Is there a serious quote in this collection too?
One quote pushes back on hospital staff assuming that losing a gall bladder also means losing one's mental sharpness.
Does anyone compare it to something unexpected?
Yes, one quote compares a small bladder to that of a hummingbird, explaining why the speaker avoids drinking at the cinema.
What other lighthearted quotes are worth exploring?
Browse Age quotes for more humor about growing older.

One quote pushes back on hospital staff who assume losing a gall bladder means losing your mind too. Explore Because and Better quotes for more wry takes on the body and aging.