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I daresay I was the worst bed partner in five continents.

Quotes by Martha Gellhorn

When I was very young, I used to clean up after my parents. If I stay in a hotel, I make the bed and clean the room when I get up, even the bathroom mirror, for which I carry a tiny bottle of ammonia.

Quotes by Mark Helprin

On one occasion I shared a bed with about seven other people, but we were all having a party overnight.

Quotes by Marion Zimmer Bradley

What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.

Marilyn Monroe

I go to bed early, and normally before I do, I have a tea - it's a special tea that my doula gave me, and it takes about 25 minutes to make!

Quotes by Margherita Missoni

Apparently, if you live until 75, you'll have spent 25 years in bed, so it makes sense to have a decent mattress.

Quotes by Marc Warren

I haven't let the gold medal out of my sight; it sleeps next to me in bed.

Quotes by Magdalena Neuner

The presence of a bed changes the way people interact.

Quotes by Lynn Nottage

I get up early and go to bed early.

Quotes by Luol Deng

I read most often in bed as part of my attempted sleep ritual. But I spend a lot of time reading on planes and in hotels, too.

Quotes by Luis Alberto Urrea

That's the main reason I gave up my career after John was born and I was pregnant with Andrew. I could not handle going away day after day. The thought of going away before they got up and coming back after they were in bed was intolerable.

Quotes by Louise Fletcher

If I have food in the house and I'm laying in bed, I go, 'I bet that Captain Crunch is lonely in the cupboard.'

Quotes by Louie Anderson

When I was a kid, I used to imagine animals running under my bed. I told my dad, and he solved the problem quickly. He cut the legs off the bed.

Quotes by Lou Brock

My mother used to sit at the foot of my bed, and she would share her dreams with me.

Quotes by Liz Murray

Life excites me-just little, normal, everyday things. Getting out of bed. Getting dressed. Making food. I find it all exciting.

Quotes by Liv Tyler

My kids would not get in to bed every night without me telling them that I loved them.

Quotes by Lisa Vanderpump

I wish I had as much in bed as I get in the newspapers.

Quotes by Linda Ronstadt

I don't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.

Quotes by Linda Evangelista

I never get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.

Quotes by Linda Evangelista

I go to bed with men, not boys.

Quotes by Linda Fiorentino

I sleep in a bunk bed because my studio's under it. It's like a loft bed.

Quotes by Lights

I like to personalise my dressing room, have a cover for the bed and, if it is a long run, a few cushions and a teapot - a little pot for one.

Quotes by Lesley Manville

I live in Venice, where I can roll out of bed in my pajamas, so I tend to fly under the radar - and I hope that continues.

Quotes by Lela Loren

My ideal evening is to have dinner with one person or a few persons, and then be in bed by 11.

Quotes by Lee Radziwill

TaskRabbit is really my first baby. So balancing the second child is something I've tackled, but I'm really passionate about what I do, and then I'm passionate about coming home and putting my baby to bed.

Quotes by Leah Busque

I'm not comfortable leaving the apartment if the bed isn't made or a chair isn't tucked into the table.

Quotes by Leandra Medine

My bed isn't made, I'm tired, I haven't slept well for two weeks. I haven't been laid in a month. I don't have a girlfriend. I have a warrant for my arrest.

Quotes by Layne Staley

All of a sudden, I don't have a leg. I'm in a wheelchair. I have half a foot; I can't even walk to the bathroom. I'm in a bed, I can't move, and I felt like those four walls were my prison.

Quotes by Lauren Wasser

My weekday wake-up time is 7:30, but I love staying in bed longer.

Quotes by Lauren Bush

Chilling out on the bed in your hotel room watching television, while wearing your own pajamas, is sometimes the best part of a vacation.

Quotes by Laura Marano

I used to wear boxers and a tank top, but now I sleep in the nude. It's kind of weird, because I used to have to wear something to bed, whether it was a tank top or whatever. And now if I have any clothes at all on, it's really hard to get to sleep.

Quotes by Laura Prepon

This disease leaves people bedridden. I've gone through phases where I couldn't roll over in bed. I couldn't speak. To have it called 'fatigue' is a gross misnomer.

Quotes by Laura Hillenbrand

We always get up about 5:30, and George gets up and goes in and gets the coffee and brings it to me, and that's been our ritual since we got married. And we read the newspapers in bed and drink coffee for about an hour probably, read our briefing papers.

Quotes by Laura Bush

I pray every morning and night before bed.

Quotes by La La Anthony

I have a neat and tidy bed when I reach home but a cluttered one by the time I leave.

Quotes by Kirti Kulhari

I wrote them kind of consecutively, starting with 'Holy,' and then '1950,' 'Talia,' 'Upper West Side,' 'Make My Bed,' and I was kind of like, 'This is it.' It felt right. It felt complete. It felt like a sentence. I really enjoyed making it.

Quotes by King Princess

I am a bit obsessive about tidiness. I need to make my bed in the morning and leave it perfectly made up.

Quotes by Kiefer Sutherland

The only two places where I can read for long stretches are in airplanes and in bed at nighttime.

Quotes by Khaled Hosseini

There were times I should have been completely emotionally available to my kids and I wasn't there, even for reading a book with them or watching TV or tucking my daughter into bed.

Quotes by Kerry Kennedy

Everything in my house has had to be specially adapted, from the height of the bed to the positioning of doorknobs. Even my Rolls Royce had special stacked pedals and an extra-low steering wheel.

Quotes by Kenny Baker

My hamstrings are permanently into a state of openness. I could probably fall out of bed into a split and not tear anything.

Quotes by Katya Zamolodchikova

I'm asleep at midnight. I go to bed really early, so I don't have a midnight snack.

Quotes by Katie Lee

You just have to get on with life, there's no alternative. You could curl up in a ball on your bed, but that's not going to achieve anything.

Quotes by Katharine Gun

Before bed, I just brush my teeth and fall asleep. I don't usually wear makeup, but if I do, I'll wipe it off. Then it's pajamas and falling into bed, no other routine; I'm pretty good at just falling asleep right away.

Quotes by Katelyn Ohashi

Actually, I can write anywhere - airport lounges, in bed, on a rattling train going north.

Quotes by Kate Mosse

I can get ready in five minutes, but getting out of bed takes forever.

Quotes by Kaia Gerber

I thought I was depressed because I wasn't a writer/director. I moved into a space where I'm a writer/director, my movie is a hit at Sundance, I have a wonderful, loving boyfriend, and wow, I have financial stability. Why can't I get out of bed still?

Quotes by Justin Simien

Getting out of bed in the morning is an act of false confidence.

Quotes by Jules Feiffer

Others go to bed with their mistresses; I with my ideas.

Quotes by Jose Marti

From 1994 to 1997, I did nothing. I slept and slept and slept. If I was awake, I had to deal with things, I had to do things. In order to avoid that, I would just stay in bed.

Quotes by Jonathan Knight

When I was playing I felt tired all the time. My recovery period was a lot longer than the other players. They'd be ok after an hour - I'd have to stay in bed till the next session.

Quotes by Jonah Lomu

They're like sleeping in a soft bed. Easy to get into and hard to get out of.

Quotes by Johnny Bench

Slumps are like a soft bed. They're easy to get into and hard to get out of.

Quotes by Johnny Bench

My kids probably stay up too late. My wife goes to bed around 3 A.M., and I follow around 7 A.M., but it works.

Quotes by John Travolta

I had a little teddy bear called Gordon the gopher. I took him to bed with me, he'd come to school with me cos he was my favourite.

Quotes by John Terry

I want to tell stories powerful people don't want you to tell. It's not worth getting out of bed otherwise.

Quotes by John Sweeney

Now when I came to go up to operations, I went down to this patient's room and got down on my knees at the foot of the bed and earnestly asked the Lord to help us and to help me.

Quotes by John Harvey Kellogg

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed.

Quotes by John Cleveland

There were days that I literally had no reason to get out of bed. It just was so destructive for me.

Quotes by Joey Lauren Adams

I like acting a lot, but it's not something I get out of bed for every day.

Quotes by Joe Russo

I don't wash my hair really too much, and I just roll out of bed and try to push it out of my eyes.

Quotes by Joe Keery

Every apartment I've ever lived in has had a space to make, create, and get stuff done within eyesight of my bed.

Quotes by Joe Gebbia

I have a toy giraffe on my bed. I've got photographs over my desk as well as a mask of a giraffe in my kitchen. I am totally hooked.

Quotes by Joanna Lumley

When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock.

Quotes by Jerry Lawler

And I love the idea of spending the whole day in bed with my lover.

Quotes by Jennifer Lopez

I like to go to bed early.

Quotes by Jenna Bush

Airbnb started with 'air bed and breakfast.'

Quotes by Jeff Jordan

Knowing that I might be encouraging others by facing my own difficulties is what helps me get out of bed in the morning.

Quotes by Jeff Bauman

I have bad days, days when I just don't want to do anything. Just kind of want to lay in bed.

Quotes by Jeff Bauman

I never go to bed with makeup on.

Quotes by Jazmyn Simon

Once Iraq became a hot bed for kidnapping, reporters had to use every kind of trick they could manage to avoid it. This included chase cars, security men for more prosperous agencies and networks, and GPS signals on satellite phones that could pinpoint the journalist's locations.

Quotes by Janine di Giovanni

When I was little, I used to spend a lot of time making up stories when I was put to bed.

Quotes by Jane Hawking

The earlier I wake up, the better my day, so I try to get out of bed between 5 A.M. and 7 A.M.

Quotes by Jane Fallon

I didn't exercise. I worked all the time, went home and went to bed.

Quotes by Jan Fields

Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.

Quotes by James Thurber

I love getting out of bed for competition.

Quotes by James Spithill

With me it is exceptionally true that the Presidency is no bed of roses.

Quotes by James K. Polk

Adding CO2 to the air is like throwing another blanket on the bed.

Quotes by James Hansen

I don't like sleeping in a bed.

Quotes by James Franco

I still don't like going to bed alone.

Quotes by James Franco

My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made.

Quotes by James Agate

So many venues are owned by these various different ticketing and promoting people, and they're all in bed with one another. It's no secret over here.

Quotes by Imogen Heap

The work of Nigeria is not complete for as long as there is any one Nigerian who goes to bed on empty stomach.

Quotes by Ibrahim Babangida

If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in bed with Patrick Stewart.

Quotes by Ian Mckellen

I don't have a single complete show or movie or anything else that I could look at and say, 'Nailed that one.' But endless dissatisfaction is, I suppose, what gets us out of bed in the morning.

Quotes by Hugh Laurie

It's no treat being in bed with me.

Quotes by Howard Stern

I'm not a tanning bed person at all, but I'll get a spray tan.

Quotes by Hillary Scott

I was out of my bed in one second, trembling with excitement, and I dashed to the door and into the adjoining room, where I could watch the streets below from the windows.

Quotes by Hermann Hesse

One of the paramount reasons for staying attractive is so you can have somebody to go to bed with.

Quotes by Helen Gurley Brown

I could get into bed with James Bond, then take my false leg off and it would really be a gun.

Quotes by Heather Mills

I always remove my makeup before sleeping and moisturise before bed and in the morning.

Quotes by Hazel Keech

I try to drink lots of water and tea before bed.

Quotes by Hannah Bronfman

I don't sleep well. I rehash everything in bed. The mind's still working.

Quotes by Hale Irwin

I was obsessed with clowns. My dad had to get rid of them. I thought there were clowns under my bed for years.

Quotes by Haley Bennett

Previously, on Lock, Stock, I went to bed at two in the morning and woke up at five in the morning, and on this one I was known to nod off on the set occasionally.

Quotes by Guy Ritchie

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

Quotes by Groucho Marx

I had written children's books for 14 years before I published 'Wicked.' And none of them were poorly reviewed, and none of them sold enough for me to be able to buy a bed.

Quotes by Gregory Maguire

Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love.

Quotes by Graham Chapman

I often find myself listening to the 'Shipping Forecast' on Radio 4. At first, I am usually wondering what time it is, but then, because often I'm on the other side of the bed and I can't be bothered to turn it off, I just listen and it becomes very relaxing.

Quotes by Grace Chatto

Fairy tales read before bed tend to make me dream. They're all quite violent stories, as are my dreams.

Quotes by Glen Duncan

I was getting to bed about 10 P.M. so wound up and not getting to sleep by 11, and because I was putting the prosthetics on for five hours, I had to be up at 3 in the morning.

Quotes by Gerard Butler

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