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I have a ship's bed, which totally plays to my obsession of, if I were not an actress, I would be a pirate.

Quotes by Zosia Mamet

When I saw that Google bought YouTube for $1.65 billion, I was dumbfounded! Why would Google get into bed with thieves? They've built a huge audience on the backs of copyright holders - and then they say I have to monitor them?

Quotes by Zoey Tur

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

Quotes by Wilson Mizner

Evil is unspectacular and always human, and shares our bed and eats at our own table.

Quotes by W. H. Auden

My favorite piece of furniture is my bed, cause' it's fluffy and so comfortable!

Quotes by Vivica A. Fox

I might have 'couch syndrome.' I'm always sleeping on the couch at home, even when I have a comfortable bed. I'm used to it.

Quotes by Vic Mensa

If they had a social gospel in the days of the prodigal son, somebody would have given him a bed and a sandwich and he never would have gone home.

Quotes by Vance Havner

I do have odd habits. I check under my bed every night for the bogeyman. That's just a little thing, though.

Quotes by Tori Spelling

I reckon I had 30 Spider-Man costumes over the years since I was a little baby. I had Spider-Man bed sheets.

Quotes by Tom Holland

When I was young, I would make my parents breakfast in bed on Saturday mornings.

Quotes by Tom Douglas

I want to do the basic things, like putting my daughter to bed. It's the sweetest thing.

Quotes by Tom Douglas

Teach me to live, that I may dread The grave as little as my bed.

Quotes by Thomas Ken

I would sing every chance I got - in the car, before bed - I even remember memorizing my address to songs.

Quotes by Taylor Louderman

I wrote 'The Hunger Games' in a chair, like a La-Z-Boy chair, next to my bed. I had an office, but my kids sort of took it over.

Quotes by Suzanne Collins

I feel no shame getting in bed at nine.

Quotes by Su-chin Pak

I think recent revelations about who's in what bed speak to the problems with what happened in the Gulf.

Quotes by Stephanie Tubbs Jones

I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if there was a zombie attack.

Quotes by Simon Pegg

A crenelated wall of books encircles my bed, its tottering towers looming ever taller, always on the verge of collapsing onto oblivious sleepers.

Quotes by Simon Sebag Montefiore

If you don't have to get out of bed and do something every morning, that's kind of a curse.

Quotes by Simon Beaufoy

To simply wake up every morning a better person than when I went to bed.

Quotes by Sidney Poitier

As a kid, I pretty much got nothing but scorn, and occasionally active animus, for writing fantasy and squirreling it away in my closet and, later, under the mattress supports in my bed.

Quotes by Sherwood Smith

When I was a kid, I had scarlet fever. I wasn't supposed to have survived it. When I got out of bed, my bones were so soft that they kind of bent. I had a slight limp for probably three years after.

Quotes by Scott Glenn

As a kid, I used to take the sheet off of my mother's bed, make a tent and put on a show for the neighborhood kids and charge them two packs of matches. Then, the show got so good I started charging a penny.

Quotes by Scatman Crothers

My hair is very fine, so I use Tigi Bed Head Small Talk before I blow dry for volume, and I'm a firm believer in Tigi Rockaholic dry shampoo to keep volume throughout the day.

Quotes by Sasha Jackson

As a kid, I was terrified. I was a bed wetter, and I had to go to sleepaway camp every summer, which was humiliating and terrifying. I had lots of insecurities and scaredness.

Quotes by Sarah Silverman

Mighty proud I am that I am able to have a spare bed for my friends.

Quotes by Samuel Pepys

My faith has no bed to sleep upon but omnipotence.

Quotes by Samuel Rutherford

You will not be carried to Heaven lying at ease upon a feather bed.

Quotes by Samuel Rutherford

'Can't Get Closer' I originally recorded in about half an hour, just on my bed with a microphone. I actually re-recorded the song with a cleaner vocal take, but I decided to leave the demo version on there, just because I felt that instant where it was created is what captured the most emotion.

Quotes by Sampha

The middle-aged woman is the ground bed of the audience that watches television, and yet they are absolutely invisible.

Quotes by Samantha Bond

I'm undefeated in Scrabble. I can figure out an opponent's strategy and mold mine to offset theirs. I play a couple times a week, and I'll often play a game on my bed by myself against myself, which I realize sounds completely mad.

Quotes by Ryan Kwanten

People are still being put into geriatric wards when they don't need it. They need treatment, not just being put into bed and fed.

Quotes by Ruth Rendell

My desk is right next to my bed. So I sit on my bed. I write in a big notebook which is on the desk. And if I feel drowsy, I just have to slide into bed.

Quotes by Ruskin Bond

As a kid I would be put to bed when my parents had guests and because I was such a show-off I would go to my mum's room, put on her nightdress and Jackie Onassis shawl, run downstairs, go outside, ring the doorbell and pretend to be one of the guests. I'd say, 'Hello, I'm Mrs. So-and-So.'

Quotes by Rupert Everett

Somehow, it always worked. Kneeling at the side of my bed and talking to the Lord made everything okay.

Quotes by Ruby Bridges

Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.

Quotes by Roseanne Barr

Now I literally roll out of bed and put on whatever is there. I have really enjoyed being a boy this last year.

Quotes by Rooney Mara

When one gets in bed with government, one must expect the diseases it spreads.

Quotes by Ron Paul

I kept a lid on my feelings at school but, when I was 18, dropped out of everything and couldn't even be bothered to get out of bed.

Quotes by Roland Orzabal

Now that my kids are out of the house, I'm finally able to get to the classics I never read: Emily Bronte, Dylan Thomas, Joseph Heller's 'Catch-22.' It's endless. They're all in this gigantic pile next to my bed.

Quotes by Robin Wright

Don't get married to an actress because they're also actresses in bed.

Quotes by Roberto Rossellini

If I didn't have my little schedule book, I wouldn't get out of bed in the morning.

Quotes by Robert Osborne

Writing monsters is fun, and it's easy. When I want one, I just reach under the bed and pull it out, kicking and screaming.

Quotes by Rob Thurman

Before I go to bed, I've got to hit my situps and pushups. While I'm watching a TV show, I do pushups. I even watch 'SpongeBob' still, so there we go.

Quotes by Rob Gronkowski

Every man I knew went to bed with Gilda... and woke up with me.

Quotes by Rita Hayworth

I was a really sick kid. I developed epilepsy when I was eight years old, and I would have violent seizures, and I would - literally, I couldn't get out of bed.

Quotes by Rick Harrison

To cure a batting slump, I took my bat to bed with me. I wanted to know my bat a little better.

Quotes by Richie Ashburn

I go to bed at midnight and get up at 9. I never take a nap. I don't get tired.

Quotes by Richard Bonynge

My arms and chest were always the hardest for me. I obsessed over my arms for 32 years! I did everything to bring them up: for 2 years, I did mini arm workouts every night before bed!

Quotes by Rich Piana

When me and Sheila got married, all we had was an oval table, four chairs, a bed, and a painting by Matthew Smith.

Quotes by Richard Attenborough

A high percentage of organisations develop a military rationale, whereby only a very small number of people make all of the decisions. There is little wonder, then, that people aren't keen to get out of bed and come to work on a Monday morning.

Quotes by Ricardo Semler

Multiculturalism is a bed of beautiful roses that has some thorns, so we just have to be careful not to get pricked or to prick one another.

Quotes by Reuven Rivlin

I have no qualms sharing my stuff with others. Whether it is a bed or any other stuff.

Quotes by Rashami Desai

The night before the Nobel announcement every year, I've gone to bed feeling quite anxious. I was optimistic, and also I knew it might never happen.

Quotes by Randy Schekman

In non-fiction, I like Wayne Dyer. I have a compilation of his best quotes near my bed! To me he's one of the finest authors.

Quotes by Rajkumar Hirani

More belongs to marriage than four legs in a bed.

Rainer Maria Rilke

My daily beauty regimen consists of washing my face before bed and putting on moisturizer.

Quotes by Rachel Bilson

We have a queen-size bed and the dog sleeps in the middle. John and I are sort of these little quotation marks on either corner.

Quotes by Rachael Ray

Cara was six years younger. She slept in my bed for years.

Quotes by Poppy Delevingne

There were mornings when I just didn't want to get out of bed. But once again, I'm in an adverse situation and having to deal with something new and learn how to do it.

Quotes by Picabo Street

I get between nine and ten hours of sleep. Go to bed at 8:30 and get up at 6:00 or 6:30 if I oversleep.

Quotes by Philip Johnson

Mum was nuts - you'd get a bucket of water over you if you refused to get out of bed.

Quotes by Phil Taylor

If I'm having a sleepover with my friends, they make fun of me because I take an hour to get ready before bed!

Quotes by Peyton List

I use Bed Head shampoo and conditioner, but I try not to shampoo every day because it's so drying.

Quotes by Peyton List

I'm 6ft 7in, so I have a massive bed.

Quotes by Peter Crouch

I never read in bed, only in my study.

Quotes by Peter Ackroyd

I saw a ghost once, about 20 years ago. It took the form of someone coming out of a sleeping body and sitting at the foot of the bed.

Quotes by Peter Ackroyd

The U.S. must remember - as the Gadhafi loyalists have and Turkey, Saudi Arabia and Bangladesh are now realizing - that it cannot get into bed with groups affiliated with the jihadist movement.

Quotes by Pete Hoekstra

I was scared of the dark. Ohhhh, I'd do anything not to have to sleep on my own. I'd get in bed and cover myself with dolls and teddy bears.

Quotes by Peta Wilson

I grew up in a flat with my brothers and my cousins. My brothers were in the same bed.

Quotes by Paul Pogba

The sharpest memory of our old-fashioned Christmas eve is my mother's hand making sure I was settled in bed.

Quotes by Paul Engle

I like to get to bed with a clear head.

Quotes by Patricia Cornwell

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

Quotes by Paris Hilton

I'm obsessed with socks. I even wear them to bed!

Quotes by Odette Annable

I didn't beat her. I just pushed her out of bed.

Quotes by O. J. Simpson

My friends who have kids look like they haven't been to bed for a year.

Quotes by Noel Fielding

You can only sleep in one bed at a time.

Quotes by Nick Rhodes

We rise with the lark and go to bed with the lamb.

Quotes by Nicholas Breton

I can take hardship. I can sleep on the cold floor anytime. I can also sleep on a feather bed.

Quotes by Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala

There's been a lot of coming home in the early mornings after funny nights out, having bizarre sandwiches in bed.

Quotes by Neneh Cherry

My goal is to get in bed by 11. That rarely happens. But I celebrate when it does happen.

Quotes by Neil Blumenthal

By 9:30 at night, I go to bed.

Quotes by Natalie du Toit

Agatha Christie has given more pleasure in bed than any other woman.

Quotes by Nancy Banks Smith

If I listened to my critics, I would still be at home under my bed right now.

Quotes by Nancy Grace

I used to watch 'SNL' when I was babysitting, after I put the kids to bed. It was the Gilda Radner and Bill Murray era. I loved it.

Quotes by Molly Shannon

Generally I get up at around 7. But oftentimes, I'll be lolling in bed a little bit earlier - sometimes as early as 5:45 - filing in my mind all the things I have to get done. Which is, of course, totally unproductive.

Quotes by Mo Rocca

I'm that person: I will literally do everything to not get out of bed, so I have alarms set for every 15 minutes.

Quotes by Mirai Nagasu

I grew up with a clock radio next to my bed.

Quotes by Mike D

In the world of digital currencies, the social network around open source projects has become a critical test bed for ideas, products, services, and early users.

Quotes by Meltem Demirors

Angelina Jolie may get Antonio Banderas in bed for eight hours on a movie set, but I get him in bed everyday.

Quotes by Melanie Griffith

When I was a young actor, in my first apartment, the first thing I bought was a Steinway piano. There was no bed at first. I slept on the floor.

Quotes by Maximilian Schell

The best thing about lying in bed late is that you learn to distinguish between first things and trivia, for whatever presses on you has to prove its importance before it makes you move.

Quotes by Max Lerner

I would be miserable if I went to bed without having written 1,000 words about something.

Quotes by Max Hastings

I like to go to bed around 10 P.M.

Quotes by Max Aaron

I get up in the morning and get to bed at night, and between, I bring equivalent dedication to everything I do, with a horror of the inaccurate and the half-baked.

Quotes by Maurizio Cattelan

Once I found a mouse under my bed in an apartment in Paris. I am terrified of mice! I couldn't sleep for days.

Quotes by Maud Welzen

There are certain nights you and your image just aren't in the same bed.

Quotes by Matthew McConaughey

Yeah, what happened was Universal wanted one of the characters to be nice so they chose me so there was a scene where the girl was tied to the bed and I let her go.

Quotes by Matthew McGrory

Make sure you own a good bed and a good pair of shoes because if you're not in one, you're in the other.

Quotes by Matt Berry

For six years, I kept my five Olympic medals wrapped in a plastic bread bag beneath my bed.

Quotes by Mary Lou Retton

My favorite dish is bibimbap, which is composed of various vegetables, steamed and pickled, and meat toppings over a bed of rice.

Quotes by Mary Gordon

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