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Bald Quotes

Smooth-headed wit and wisdom.

This bald quotes collection ranges from playful lines about swapping looks for a movie role to the classic joke that experience is a comb life gives you once your hair is gone. It's part humor, part observation about how a shaved head is often read as a sign of confidence. See more in our Man quotes.

It's ridiculous, but it's horrible going bald. Anyone who says it isn't is lying.

Quotes by James Nesbitt

I would like to find, or I would like a part to come to me that is like the part that Dennis Franz was fortunate to be able to play on 'NYPD Blue,' a sort of similar-looking actor to me,...

Quotes by J. K. Simmons

I'm real critical of myself and if I take the bandana off my head I'm completely bald headed and go from being 58 to looking 68 instantly.

Quotes by Hulk Hogan

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

Quotes by Helen Rowland

I'm going bald. I'm having a major problem with it.

Quotes by Gedde Watanabe

I've played heavies for years and years and years. I was bald. I came to Hollywood. I did a play about junk. I was a pusher, so I played pushers for years and years and years. I did war movies...

Quotes by Gavin MacLeod

Bald is the new black!

Quotes by Gail Porter

What's so brave about being bald? I've not fought for my country or found the cure for cancer - I've just gone out without my hat on!

Quotes by Gail Porter

When I was bald, I went through a period where I seemed to do nothing except TV programmes about being bald.

Quotes by Gail Porter

At 24, my head was as shiny as a cue ball on a billiard table. I naturally thought this meant curtains. Actually, I found it helped. When I was too young to play real character parts, they mistook me for...

Quotes by Frank Cady

The right moment wears a full head of hair: when it has been missed, you can't get it back; it's bald in the back of the head and never turns around.

Quotes by Francois Rabelais

Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.

Quotes by Eugene Field

I have the vanity to think that every play I have written is different from the previous ones. Yet, even though they are written in a different way, they all deal with the same themes, the same preoccupations. 'Exit the...

Quotes by Eugene Ionesco

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.

Quotes by Elayne Boosler

I went to Ethiopia, and it dawned on me that you can tell a starving, malnourished person because they've got a bloated belly and a bald head. And I realized that if you come through any American airport and see...

Quotes by Dick Gregory

For lack of a better term, they've labeled me a sex symbol. It's flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy.

Quotes by Dennis Franz

People ordinarily don't think of their orchestras as important as we'd like them to be. People don't care about their friends and neighbors who sit down to commit excellence three or four times a year, but they will go see...

Quotes by David Ogden Stiers

Yes, my father is bald, but I found a way to save my hair. I met with a doctor in Brazil who has developed a special treatment.

Quotes by David Luiz

I think men are allowed to be fat and bald and ugly and women aren't. And it's just not - there is no equality there.

Quotes by Connie Chung

At the concert I'm going to crown the best looking man, Mr. Tampa. Bald men definitely have an edge.

Quotes by Christine Lavin

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these bald quotes mostly jokes, or do some carry deeper meaning?
It's a mix. Some lines are purely funny, like the classic comb-and-experience joke, while others make a genuine point about how a shaved head can read as confident and trustworthy.
Is there a quote about changing your look for a film role?
Yes, one quote recalls going bald for a particular movie role after usually sporting a different style in other projects, showing how appearance choices can be part of a performance.
Do people really see bald men as more trustworthy?
According to one quote here, women in certain focus groups associated baldness with honesty, reasoning that a bald man hides nothing from others. It's an interesting, if informal, observation about perception.
Is this collection only about human baldness?
Not entirely. One quote shifts the word toward nature, describing the excitement of spotting bald eagles outdoors, which broadens the theme beyond hairstyles alone.
Where can I find more quotes about appearance and identity?
Browse our Hair quotes for more on style and appearance, or check Head quotes for related reflections.

There's even a lighter nod to bald eagles spotted in nature, proving the word covers more than just hairstyles. For related takes, check out Hair and Head quotes.