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In 'Delhi Belly,' I was bald; in other movies I always carried a different look.

Quotes by Vir Das

My husband and I went to Bald Head Island for our four-year anniversary. We spent the night in bed with champagne, tequila and Krispy Kreme doughnuts and watched a boxing match on Showtime.

Quotes by Teri Polo

We're all born bald, baby.

Quotes by Telly Savalas

Because I'm a bald, dim-witted writer, people think I couldn't possibly be her husband, so they occasionally confuse me for someone more glamorous. At O'Hare airport, a man asked if he could take Rebecca's photo. When I reflexively stepped away, he said, 'No, no, no. I want your picture too, Andre Agassi.'

Quotes by Steve Rushin

As a bald man who happens to play golf, or a golfer who happens to be bald, I'll never know the pleasures of a golf visor.

Quotes by Steve Rushin

I've always had this nightmare of going back to the Kingdome and seeing myself waddle in bald, overweight, with a big belly hanging over my belt, and I just imagine people going, 'That's Steve Largent?'

Quotes by Steve Largent

I'm glad to have shown myself able to do other things rather than people thinking, 'Oh, he'll just do the same as his dad.' Dad was a brilliant actor, but it just so happened he was five foot five and a half, fat and bald.

Quotes by Rory Kinnear

I'm not recognised that much. I'm just a bald man in glasses and there's a rash of them in Dublin. It'd be different if I had a mohican.

Quotes by Roddy Doyle

I realised you could become fat and bald as a director and still remain employable.

Quotes by Phyllida Lloyd

The bad part about growing older is I'm going bald. The good part is my nose seems to be getting shorter.

Quotes by Pete Townshend

Basically, they had asked me if I would shave my head or wear a bald cap. I said look, if you are doing a series for five years I would want to shave my hair because I would go bald with all the gum and glue from the bald cap.

Quotes by Persis Khambatta

Besides, a bald cap would have never looked real.

Quotes by Persis Khambatta

I thought I was very pretty without hair. Naked, more honest somehow. No glamor, just bald old me. I seldom wore wigs or hats. But some people must have thought I was an exhibitionist or a religious fanatic.

Quotes by Persis Khambatta

Our trademark asymmetrical hairstyle came about by accident. My sister was trying to get her beautician's licence, and I was her guinea pig. She permed my hair and didn't wash out one of the sides properly, so the whole right side of my hair was eaten out. After she washed it, I was half bald.

Quotes by Pepa

Led Zeppelin would never have reformed if he or Jimmy Page were bald.

Quotes by Paul Weller

I'm not built to have a bald head. I've got a huge sniffer.

Quotes by Pat McAfee

Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

Quotes by Navjot Singh Sidhu

I still never get recognized. Small, bald white guys like myself - we all kind of look the same.

Quotes by Moby

Liberals would prefer it if the bald eagle on the Great Seal was holding olive branches in both talons, or, better, an olive branch in one, and maybe a soft cushion in the other, to entice our enemies to lie down and snooze.

Quotes by Mike Gallagher

I can hardly tell you how boring it is to interview almost every politician among the multitudes I have ever interviewed (journalists can't say this, because if people knew how boring politicians were they wouldn't read what we write), how dead the conversation feels, how bald, flat, uninteresting the message is.

Quotes by Michael Wolff

You know, I'm an old man, and there's always parts for old bald guys.

Quotes by Michael Hogan

Being bald is no fun.

Quotes by Maura Tierney

Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur.

Quotes by Matthew Arnold

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

Mae West

A bald man driving a hybrid is a very sexy thing.

Quotes by Laurie David

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

Quotes by Larry David

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Quotes by Larry David

When their city was occupied by the Gauls, and the Romans, who were besieged in the Capitol, had made military engines from the hair of the women, they dedicated a temple to the Bald Venus.

Quotes by Lactantius

Women in my focus groups, they say a bald man is trustworthy. He has nothing to hide.

Quotes by Kellyanne Conway

It's a great event to get outside and enjoy nature. I find it very exciting no matter how many times I see bald eagles.

Quotes by Karen Armstrong

You don't find me too bald, do you? Old, and bald, and with a belly?

Quotes by Julio Iglesias

I think there's a possibility that comic book movies are getting a tiny bit better on the one hand because they're no longer made by executives, who are, you know, ninety-year-old bald tailors with cigars, going, 'The kids love this!'

Quotes by Joss Whedon

The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb.

Quotes by Jorge Luis Borges

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates.

Quotes by Joe Sakic

God, I'm just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know?

Quotes by Joe Cocker

Politics, where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how to act on a public stage.

Quotes by Jimmy Breslin

Short of spending $10,000, there is nothing you can do to your head to hide the fact that you're going bald.

Quotes by Jennifer Coolidge

I was a young actor who was bald, but at that time, there was a thing on television that - there was a prototype or a stereotype of a principal who was bald and mean with glasses, or there was... the angry boss who was bald.

Quotes by Jeffrey Tambor

I'm still bald, I just wear a toupee.

Quotes by Jason Alexander

It's ridiculous, but it's horrible going bald. Anyone who says it isn't is lying.

Quotes by James Nesbitt

I would like to find, or I would like a part to come to me that is like the part that Dennis Franz was fortunate to be able to play on 'NYPD Blue,' a sort of similar-looking actor to me, a generic, bald white guy who you would often think of as playing the authority figure. But he was the disgruntled middle-man. That would be a fun character.

Quotes by J. K. Simmons

I'm real critical of myself and if I take the bandana off my head I'm completely bald headed and go from being 58 to looking 68 instantly.

Quotes by Hulk Hogan

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

Quotes by Helen Rowland

I'm going bald. I'm having a major problem with it.

Quotes by Gedde Watanabe

I've played heavies for years and years and years. I was bald. I came to Hollywood. I did a play about junk. I was a pusher, so I played pushers for years and years and years. I did war movies and things like that.

Quotes by Gavin MacLeod

Bald is the new black!

Quotes by Gail Porter

What's so brave about being bald? I've not fought for my country or found the cure for cancer - I've just gone out without my hat on!

Quotes by Gail Porter

When I was bald, I went through a period where I seemed to do nothing except TV programmes about being bald.

Quotes by Gail Porter

At 24, my head was as shiny as a cue ball on a billiard table. I naturally thought this meant curtains. Actually, I found it helped. When I was too young to play real character parts, they mistook me for older because of the bald noggin. I got juicy roles right from the start.

Quotes by Frank Cady

The right moment wears a full head of hair: when it has been missed, you can't get it back; it's bald in the back of the head and never turns around.

Quotes by Francois Rabelais

Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.

Quotes by Eugene Field

I have the vanity to think that every play I have written is different from the previous ones. Yet, even though they are written in a different way, they all deal with the same themes, the same preoccupations. 'Exit the King' is also 'The Bald Soprano.'

Quotes by Eugene Ionesco

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.

Quotes by Elayne Boosler

I went to Ethiopia, and it dawned on me that you can tell a starving, malnourished person because they've got a bloated belly and a bald head. And I realized that if you come through any American airport and see businessmen running through with bloated bellies and bald heads, that's malnutrition, too.

Quotes by Dick Gregory

For lack of a better term, they've labeled me a sex symbol. It's flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy.

Quotes by Dennis Franz

People ordinarily don't think of their orchestras as important as we'd like them to be. People don't care about their friends and neighbors who sit down to commit excellence three or four times a year, but they will go see the tall bald guy with three names from television.

Quotes by David Ogden Stiers

Yes, my father is bald, but I found a way to save my hair. I met with a doctor in Brazil who has developed a special treatment.

Quotes by David Luiz

I think men are allowed to be fat and bald and ugly and women aren't. And it's just not - there is no equality there.

Quotes by Connie Chung

At the concert I'm going to crown the best looking man, Mr. Tampa. Bald men definitely have an edge.

Quotes by Christine Lavin

Tires were so bald on the truck that the air was showin' through, and I had to drive fifty miles an hour all the way out there, because the vibration was so bad.

Quotes by Chris LeDoux

I don't want to go bald, I don't know what's coming up next.

Quotes by Chris Cooper

What's interesting is a man with no facial hair is less intimidating than a man with facial hair, and a man who is bald is more intimidating than a man with hair.

Quotes by Bryan Cranston

I've been going bald since I was about 17. I'm still hanging on to my hair for dear life, but I do sometimes wonder - should I get a wig?

Quotes by Ben Miller

Bald guys have been playing the bad guy for a long time, whether it's pirates, thieves, murderers, or whatnot, so the deck is a little bit stacked against you in that regard.

Quotes by Anthony Carrigan

I think bald guys have been notoriously cast as villains throughout history.

Quotes by Anthony Carrigan

We can lie in the language of dress or try to tell the truth; but unless we are naked and bald, it is impossible to be silent.

Quotes by Alison Lurie

Bald isn't like being ethnic or disabled. Everyone can and will make jokes about it and expect you to laugh good-naturedly, which you will.

Quotes by A. A. Gill

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