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Bald isn't like being ethnic or disabled. Everyone can and will make jokes about it and expect you to laugh good-naturedly, which you will.

Quotes by A. A. Gill

In 'Delhi Belly,' I was bald; in other movies I always carried a different look.

Quotes by Vir Das

My husband and I went to Bald Head Island for our four-year anniversary. We spent the night in bed with champagne, tequila and Krispy Kreme doughnuts and watched a boxing match on Showtime.

Quotes by Teri Polo

We're all born bald, baby.

Quotes by Telly Savalas

Hair Quotes

Because I'm a bald, dim-witted writer, people think I couldn't possibly be her husband, so they occasionally confuse me for someone more glamorous. At O'Hare airport, a man asked if he could take Rebecca's photo. When I reflexively stepped away,...

Quotes by Steve Rushin

As a bald man who happens to play golf, or a golfer who happens to be bald, I'll never know the pleasures of a golf visor.

Quotes by Steve Rushin

I've always had this nightmare of going back to the Kingdome and seeing myself waddle in bald, overweight, with a big belly hanging over my belt, and I just imagine people going, 'That's Steve Largent?'

Quotes by Steve Largent

I'm glad to have shown myself able to do other things rather than people thinking, 'Oh, he'll just do the same as his dad.' Dad was a brilliant actor, but it just so happened he was five foot five and...

Quotes by Rory Kinnear

I'm not recognised that much. I'm just a bald man in glasses and there's a rash of them in Dublin. It'd be different if I had a mohican.

Quotes by Roddy Doyle

Head Quotes

I realised you could become fat and bald as a director and still remain employable.

Quotes by Phyllida Lloyd

The bad part about growing older is I'm going bald. The good part is my nose seems to be getting shorter.

Quotes by Pete Townshend

Basically, they had asked me if I would shave my head or wear a bald cap. I said look, if you are doing a series for five years I would want to shave my hair because I would go bald...

Quotes by Persis Khambatta

Besides, a bald cap would have never looked real.

Quotes by Persis Khambatta

I thought I was very pretty without hair. Naked, more honest somehow. No glamor, just bald old me. I seldom wore wigs or hats. But some people must have thought I was an exhibitionist or a religious fanatic.

Quotes by Persis Khambatta

Know Quotes

Our trademark asymmetrical hairstyle came about by accident. My sister was trying to get her beautician's licence, and I was her guinea pig. She permed my hair and didn't wash out one of the sides properly, so the whole right...

Quotes by Pepa

Led Zeppelin would never have reformed if he or Jimmy Page were bald.

Quotes by Paul Weller

I'm not built to have a bald head. I've got a huge sniffer.

Quotes by Pat McAfee

Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

Quotes by Navjot Singh Sidhu

I still never get recognized. Small, bald white guys like myself - we all kind of look the same.

Quotes by Moby

Man Quotes

Liberals would prefer it if the bald eagle on the Great Seal was holding olive branches in both talons, or, better, an olive branch in one, and maybe a soft cushion in the other, to entice our enemies to lie...

Quotes by Mike Gallagher

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