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To drive a car in rural America is freedom. Before I had a car, I'd never seen a rock and roll show, I'd never seen a comic or a show.

I never wanted to be a magician. I never wanted to be a comedian. I never wanted to be onstage.

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We celebrities are desperate pigs.

'Celebrity Apprentice' has more integrity and is the most straightforward show I've ever seen.

Tolerance is you saying something crazy and me smiling and saying, 'That's nice.'

Direct confrontation, direct conversation is real respect. And it's amazing how many people get that.

Penn & Teller stopped doing practical jokes, and the reason is we got much too good at it.

I'm not misunderstood. I am brash. I make my living being brash.

Technology adds nothing to art.

Part of the experience of being entertained is sitting back and plugging into someone else's vision.

I have a very specific definition of censorship. Censorship must be done by the government or it's not censorship.

As much as I disagreed with every second of 'Fahrenheit 9/11,' the fact that it is out made me jump for joy.

I love when violent, dangerous art is done by people who are not violent and dangerous. I love that when George Romero was making 'Dawn of the Dead,' he was coaching his son's little league team.

I love the idea that horror and fear is a celebration of health and life.

The pure unadulterated disgust of Washington seems to me to be a really good thing.

When you look at the actual numbers, the number of people who died after 9/11 was greater than the number of people who died in 9/11, even if you are talking Americans. But you know, I don't like to talk...

I don't believe in vengeance. Really, when all is said and done, I probably don't believe in punishment.

This is going to sound horrible, but I don't even know how much I make in a year. It must be, you know, a couple of million dollars, a few million. I know it's more money than my dad, a...

The vast majority of people who have mental illness problems never hurt anybody.

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