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In my private life, I'm not around any drugs or alcohol.

If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won't be around drugs and alcohol at all.

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I've never had a drink of alcohol or any drug in my life.

I'm a hardcore libertarian - I want everything legal - but I also believe that you have the right to free association.

I'm a big fan of huge populations of people, so you'd think with 300 million people in the country, you don't even have to please 1% to be phenomenally successful.

But it's much more exciting to make Die Hard. One of the reasons that I think that movie is so successful is it deals with those very important blue-collar relationship themes. But it's more visually beautiful to show things blowing...

Before you can read, you know the difference between a story and reality. And, of course, by the time you're old enough to do any real damage with an Uzi, you've learned that difference.

I am a huge fan of proselytizing. I am a huge fan of speaking your mind. The only way we can share the universe... is by talking very strongly about what we believe.

If you want to talk about magic, the stuff that blows me away is the stuff that's done close up.

A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.'

I was always a little embarrassed when there was an act on television that requires a great deal of skill but is a little goofy, and the host comes over and acts like the person doing this skill is some...

I started out as a juggler, so I know what it means to spend eight hours a day, seven days a week practicing something that people just dismiss with a wave of hand.

If there are two things Penn & Teller stand for, it's the truth & lying, although not necessarily in that order.

I think the media spends a lot of time fooling itself.

I don't know what's best for other people.

I came to magic absolutely hating magic on a very, very deep level.

Modern American magic, late 20th century magic, is tremendously disrespectful of the audience.

I think people under age 55 come to Vegas with a certain sense of irony.

When I buy Windows 98, I'm not only buying something useful, I'm giving money to Bill Gates, which is a really good thing.

Bob Saget is the dirtiest comic who's ever lived. Nobody touches him.

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