Funny Status: Brighten Your Day with Hilarious Funny Status Updates

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Funny Status updates that bring smiles and laughter to your friends and family. We have created a collection of some of the best funny status so you can read and share anytime with your friends and family. Share our Top 10 Funny Status on Facebook, Twitter, and Pinterest.

फनी स्टेटस का सबसे अच्छा संग्रह यहाँ उपलब्ध है, आप इस फनी स्टेटस को अपने हिंदी वाहट्सएप्प स्टेटस के रूप में उपयोग कर सकतें है या आप इस बेहतरीन फनी हिंदी स्टेटस को अपने दोस्तों को फेसबुक पर भी भेज सकतें हैं। फनी पर हिंदी के यह स्टेटस, आपके प्यार और भावनाओं को व्यक्त करने में आपकी मदद कर सकतें हैं !!

I’m an amazing cook. And I’m a gentleman but can belch the entire alphabet. Classy.

Farts are like children, I’m proud of mine and disgusted by yours.

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When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…

My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death!

I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day. 🙂

Today’s Relationships: You can touch each other but not each other’s phones.

My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.

My girlfriend told me I have to buy her make-ups & jewelry so she can look more beautiful in parties. I said, why waste money? I’ll lend you some beauty from my sister.

Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make me a bad person.

Google must be a woman because it knows everything.

Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them is wearing pants?

I mean, funny like I’m a clown? Do I amuse you?

The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women.

Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.

Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.

Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

Dear Boys I have sent you a “Friend Request” Not a “Marriage Proposal” so kindly stop overacting!

How do you know what it’s like to be stupid if you’ve never been smart?

Boys, if you don’t look like Calvin Klein models, don’t expect us to look like Victoria’s secrets angels. From All Bachelor Girls Association. 🙂

I only need 3 things in life: Food, WiFi, Sleep 🙂

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सभी स्टेटस इंटरनेट की दुनिया में लोकप्रिय है। इनके रचनाकार का नाम पता नहीं चल सका। अगर आपको लेखक का नाम मालूम हो तो ज़रूर बताएं। स्टेटस के साथ लेखक का नाम लिखने में हमें ख़ुशी होगी।