Funny Status: Brighten Your Day with Hilarious Funny Status Updates

Bring a smile to your face and others’ with funny status updates. Share hilarious quotes, jokes, and fun messages that will leave everyone laughing.

Funny Status updates that bring smiles and laughter to your friends and family. We have created a collection of some of the best funny status so you can read and share anytime with your friends and family. Share our Top 10 Funny Status on Facebook, Twitter, and Pinterest.

फनी स्टेटस का सबसे अच्छा संग्रह यहाँ उपलब्ध है, आप इस फनी स्टेटस को अपने हिंदी वाहट्सएप्प स्टेटस के रूप में उपयोग कर सकतें है या आप इस बेहतरीन फनी हिंदी स्टेटस को अपने दोस्तों को फेसबुक पर भी भेज सकतें हैं। फनी पर हिंदी के यह स्टेटस, आपके प्यार और भावनाओं को व्यक्त करने में आपकी मदद कर सकतें हैं !!

When I’m a Pedestrian I Hate cars… When I’m Driving I Hate Pedestrians…

Boys are great, every girl should have one.

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There’s like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world … huh

I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. 🙂

Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors aren’t.

I really don’t have any idea how someone so immature, funny & embarrassing could be my sister & best friend.

Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

Girls use Photoshop to look beautiful… Boys use Photoshop to show their creativity.

One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions 🙂

I’ve had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. 🙂

Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.

Tall guy + short girl = cutie! But short guy + tall girl = awkward.

I like a man who looks like a bad boy but knows how to treat a woman like a queen.

Candice Swanepoel

Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.

I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough 😉

The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight 🙂

God knew that only a genius sister like me could handle a stupid brother like you.

The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited” 🙂

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सभी स्टेटस इंटरनेट की दुनिया में लोकप्रिय है। इनके रचनाकार का नाम पता नहीं चल सका। अगर आपको लेखक का नाम मालूम हो तो ज़रूर बताएं। स्टेटस के साथ लेखक का नाम लिखने में हमें ख़ुशी होगी।