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Zombies Quotes

Undead, eternal, and endlessly quotable

These quotes playfully claim that Adding zombies instantly improves any story, no matter the genre.

I like my zombies slow and I like my zombies stupid.

Quotes by Seth Grahame-Smith

Zombies are eternal. They're like dinosaurs.

Quotes by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa

There is no story that can't be improved by adding zombies.

Quotes by Kelley Armstrong

I'm like my zombies. I won't stay dead!

Quotes by George A. Romero

Adding Quotes

I can't really make fun of zombies. They're not liars. They're not cheats.

Quotes by George A. Romero

'Cockneys vs. Zombies' does exactly what it says on the tin.

Quotes by Ashley Thomas

My No. 1 responsibility when I'm not slaying zombies is being a parent.

Quotes by Andrew Lincoln

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Frequently Asked Questions

Why do people joke that zombies improve every story?
One quote humorously claims no story can't be made better simply by adding zombies to the plot.
How are zombies compared to dinosaurs?
One speaker calls zombies eternal, comparing their pop-culture staying power to that of Dinosaurs.
What kind of zombies are preferred, according to these quotes?
One quote humorously prefers zombies that are slow and not particularly clever.
Are zombies described sympathetically at all?
In a joking way, yes; one quote notes zombies can't be mocked for lying or cheating since they simply don't do either.
What other pop-culture quote topics fit this page?
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Others compare zombies to Dinosaurs, suggesting the undead trend is just as eternal and inescapable.