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You can't break through Hollywood formulaic points of view. I've tried, and I think I was more successful than anybody at doing it.
I'm not a politician. I think that uniquely qualifies me to become president of the U.S.
There is no real third party in America. There's this one party that has two sides to it - the Democratic and Republican side. It's one party that has two heads.
In order to be able to write a good joke, you have to find the truth.
I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard just to go bankrupt. I happened to write some jokes about it. I did real well for myself.
I wish I'd done a tenth year of the 'Roseanne' show.
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?
Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.
The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.
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Today's Quote
Just for the record, I personally do agree with some of the sentiments of Rabbi Meir Kahane. I think he...
Quote Of The DayToday's Shayari
रिश्तों को सम्भालते सम्भालते थकान सी होने लगी है...
रोज़ कोई ना कोई नाराज हो जाता है........
Today's Joke
मास्टर जी: किसी को कुछ पूछना है क्या?
संता: सर मुझे यह पूछना था कि, ये जो पेट में भूख...
Today's Status
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Status Of The DayToday's Prayer
Guide my heart never to believe in vanities that present themselves to me on the daily basis. Strengthen my resolutions...
Prayer Of The Day