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If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.
Laughter is an instant vacation.
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.
Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.
I live to laugh, and I laugh to live.
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
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Today's Quote
I think that's why I'm an actor: so I can tell those stories without having to really live through those...
Quote Of The DayToday's Shayari
सबुतों और गवाहों की कोई सेल नहीं होती...
ये इश्क की अदालत है साहेब यहाँ कोई बेल नही होती...
Today's Joke
संता – भाई आज हम बड़े दिनों बाद मिले...
बंता – यार कैसा है तू?
संता – मजे में हूं...
Today's Status
Good Morning! Parting from your best friend can be difficult… but I am sure you will go back to bed,...
Status Of The DayToday's Prayer
May every bad path in your life be carved right. God’s loving-kindness and peace be multiplied unto you. Have a...
Prayer Of The Day