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Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
When turkeys mate they think of swans.
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
We're more effective than birth control pills.
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
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