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When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet.
I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
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Today's Quote
In committing an estimated 3,000 U.S. forces to join international Ebola relief efforts in West Africa, President Obama seems to...
Quote Of The DayToday's Shayari
अजीब अंधेरा है ए इश्क़ तेरी मैफिल में,
किसी ने दिल भी जलाया तो रोशनी ना हुई
Today's Joke
ना मैं चुनाव लड़ रही हूं,
ना मेरा पति,
हम दोनों आपस में ही लड़ के खुश हैं ...
एक...
Today's Status
Sweet is the memory of distant friends! Like the mellow rays of the departing sun, it falls tenderly, yet sadly,...
Status Of The DayToday's Prayer
Show me that you mean more than life to me. Manifest your names unto me and give me an encounter...
Prayer Of The Day