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When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet.
I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
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Today's Quote
You know, every time a summer movie comes out, people think they're gonna get rich off of the merchandise.
Quote Of The DayToday's Shayari
शौक तो उन्हे भी था तितलियाँ पकडने का,
मगर कचरा बिन रहे है की घर में चूल्हा जले !!
Today's Joke
एक ताऊ मरने ही वाला था..
घरवालों ने कहा- अब तो भगवान का नाम ले लो...
ताऊ- अब क्या नाम...
Today's Status
Every night I fall asleep dreaming about what it would be like to hug you during the day and I...
Status Of The DayToday's Prayer
As you go out today to make ends meet, may God get there before you to clear the way; may...
Prayer Of The Day