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When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet.
I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
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Today's Quote
It's up to God to do the judging. You haven't walked in my boots, so how are you going to...
Quote Of The DayToday's Shayari
किसी और का हाथ कैसे थाम लूँ,
वो तन्हा मिल गया कभी तो क्या जवाब दूँगा
Today's Joke
राहुल गांधी ने तो इस बार हद ही कर दी
जब उन्होंने सोनिया से पुछा:
मम्मी जब पुलिस लाठी चार्ज...
Today's Prayer
May the good lord guide your footsteps today. May your going in and coming out be filled with God’s grace...
Prayer Of The Day