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When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet.
I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
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Today's Quote
Beware of addictive medicines. Everything in moderation. This applies particularly to the Internet and your sofa. The physical world is...
Quote Of The DayToday's Shayari
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Today's Joke
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Today's Status
Forget tomorrow, say goodbye to sorrow. Think about the future, let your life rapture. Good morning!
Status Of The DayToday's Prayer
This day shall bring us nothing but the truest and purest form of happiness. We shall enjoy every benefit today...
Prayer Of The Day