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I talk in subjects and verbs, and sort of wind around in concentric circles until I get far enough away from the beginning so that I can call it the end, and it ends.

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Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.

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Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known.

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God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

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It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming.

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I want to resume the life of a shy person.

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I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.

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A book is a gift you can open again and again.

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Sometimes you have to look reality in the eye, and deny it.

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Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.

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