Funny Riddles
Guess it, then groan at the punchline.
These read more like setup lines for a joke than a genuine puzzle, which is exactly the point, the payoff is the pun, not the difficulty. Keep the laughs going with Jokes.
What can you throw across a room but never catch back again?
Answer
A cold. You can give a cold to someone else, but you cannot literally catch it back.
Which strange creature has a nose that constantly runs and feet that always smell?
Answer
A human being. Our noses run when we are sick and our feet can smell after a long day.
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Why did the egg hide from everyone at the party?
Answer
Because it didn't want to get cracked up тАФ a pun on "cracking" an egg and "cracking up" with laughter.
What do you call a fish that has no eyes at all?
Answer
A "fsh," because removing the letter "i" (eye) from "fish" leaves "fsh."
Short Riddles
6Why did the banana visit the doctor in such a hurry?
Answer
Because it wasn't peeling well тАФ a pun on "peeling" a banana and "feeling" unwell.
Why did the broom show up late for its job?
Answer
It overswept тАФ a pun combining "overslept" with the action of sweeping.
Why did the math book seem so unhappy?
Answer
Because it had too many problems тАФ a pun on math "problems" and life problems.
