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On Wednesday even the calendar says W T F !!

If i stand on my tippy toes i can see the weekend from here! OMG YAY!I can not wait…oh its Wednesday.

That awesome moment when you hear a song and every single word perfectly describes your situation.

Have a beautiful, loving, breathtaking, passionate Wednesday my genuine friends and family!! Love you!

Tuesday down, Wednesday on deck, Thursday to load the bases and Friday to clean up!

Today is brought to you by the letter W- W is for Wednesday. That day in the middle of the week that wishes it was Friday but is thankful that it is not Monday.

My six month old daughter has tripled her weight since birth. If this trend continues, by the time she’s 10 she’ll weigh over 17 billion pounds.

People call Wednesday “Hump Day”, I call this false advertisement!

The name ‘hump day’ is disappointingly misleading. It’s already past lunchtime & I haven’t been humped once!

I’m from the Friend Zone originally, but now I live in the Bae Area.

Parallel park, like nobody’s laughing.

To those of you proclaiming today as “hump day”, please keep your extra curricular activities to yourselves! We’re not all so lucky.

If a Burger King married a Dairy Queen, they would probably live in a White Castle.

Hello Wednesday! So nice to see you again! We’re halfway there!

Has anyone noticed that when you know it’s Hump Day, there is always a little extra wiggle in your walk? Is it an invitation?

The letter “W” should be called “WE.” It’s one syllable (versus 3), rhymes with other letters like “ve” and “ze.” And most importantly it’s what you get when you turn “EM” upside down.

Oh, you’re surprised I’m still single? I’m surprised you can dress yourself. So I guess we’re even.

If you believe in reincarnation then your tombstone should say “b.r.b” instead of “r.i.p”.

The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to piss you off.

If you don’t need it, pack it anyway you might need it.

I’ve never answered the question, “Are you hungry?” with “No.”

Monday, I hate you. Tuesday, you stink too, Wednesday still pushing’ it, Thursday, getting better, Friday…love ya! Saturday you are heaven, Sunday you’re OK.

In 50 years or so there will be a genre known as “classic techno”.

It’s Hump Day today! However, I haven’t been humped nor done any humping! I think I’m getting ripped off. Where’s the complaint dept?

My life is just an awkward series of humiliating moments separated by snacks.

Good morning, may all your ups and downs on this day be between the sheets. Happy hump day !

You are my sunshine my only sunshine You make me happy when it is Wednesday! Oh here comes Thursday you know I love you But please don’t take my Friday away!

Says, it’s Wednesday. Hump day. Can you smell it? It’s only 48 hours away! The weekend!! Yippee! It’ll be here before we know it. Hang on you’ll make it!

Wednesday is God’s way of giving us hope. We survived the beginning of the week, and can hope to make it to the end.

For the first time, there is about to be a generation of parents who are better than their kids at video games.

The possibility exists that someone murdered another person, was never caught or even suspected and right this moment is reading this post while wondering if it’s referring to them.

Welcome to Wednesday also known as Hump Day! So Hump or Be Humped! The choice is yours.

Today is “Wondrous” Wednesday, a celebration of miracles. Take today to be thankful for the miracles in your life! Have a great day!

Wed. Nes. Day. How I have to say it in my head to spell it every damn time.

Wednesday – That day in the middle of the week that wishes it were Friday but is thankful it’s not Monday.

It’s Wednesday – Is your week half empty or half full?

We are halfway there!!! Where you say??? Halfway to Friday!!! Yeeeesssss!!

Happy.Hump Day! Just two more days til the weekend. I’ll raise my coffee to that!

Bi-polar Wednesday – that day where you fluctuate between, “WooHoo, the week is half over” and “Oh crap, the week is only half over.”

It’s hump day. Anything standing still for more than three seconds is considered fair game.

Part of me is thinking ‘Wow. It’s Wednesday already.’ and the other part is thinking – What do you mean, it’s only Wednesday?!

Suffers from PMS… Pre-Monday Syndrome.

I am convinced God only created six days and the devil added Monday.

Monday isn’t a good day for kids but for parents, it’s a dream come true!

Weapons loaded, body bags ready, coffee brewing, bring it on Monday, I’m ready…

This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened. – Lisa Mantchev

What can I say about Mondays? Well, my mom said to never say anything unless I had something nice to say!!! Enough said…

Three of the worst words to hear……’Tomorrow is Monday’.

If you meet people who make you happy during Mondays, then it won’t be as hard.

Monday, I hate you. Tuesday, you stink too, Wednesday still pushing it, Thursday getting better, Friday…love ya! Saturday you are heaven, Sunday you’re OK.

Monday, Monday, go away. I never liked you anyway!

Dear Monday, No matter how many times you show up or what you may bring, I still can’t find it in my heart to like you.

Why is Monday so far away from Friday, but Friday is so darn close to Monday!

Monday is a great for becoming too busy to die. – Roy Station

If days were people, Monday would be the one person I’d punch in the face!

I know it’s Monday, but it’s also a new day, a new week, and in that lies a new opportunity for something special to happen. – Michael Ely

It’s Monday but keep smiling…

Don’t count the days make the days count. – Muhammad Ali

Monday is the root of all evil.

Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. – Arthur Darvill

Even the best weeks start with Monday.

Hey Monday, my Momma doesn’t like you and she likes everyone.

Oh, come on. It’s a day, not doomsday, make it a good one.

Happy Monday or as I like to call it: pre-pre-pre-pre Friday!

Read somewhere that Monday is the most productive day of the work/school week. Today I will be doing my part to reduce this ugly statistic.

Is very happy. AND it’s Monday. Are you scared yet?

Searching for the remote to rewind the weekend! Sunday always comes so fast & Monday is now closing in.

Monday should be optional.

Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.

Shortest horror story: MONDAY…

Dear Monday, that better not be your ugly ass I see peeking around the corner!

Says…Look at the bright side: At least Mondays only happen once a week.

Mondays are the start of the workweek which offers new beginnings 52 times a year! – David Dweck

Going to sleep on Sunday will cause symptoms called ‘Monday’. Conversely, also note that staying awake all night on Sunday does not prevent Monday.

The thing about today is… It’s Monday! No other day could get the week off to such a great start. – Anthony T. Hincks

I feel that Mondays are God’s way of punishing me for something I did over the weekend!

Starting a new Monday Tradition… it’s called… BITE ME!

If I were president, all Monday’s would be changed to National Holiday.

This mornings coffee brought to you by HERE WE GO AGAIN!

Don’t mess with anybody on a Monday. It’s a bad, bad day.

Woke up this morning feeling like it was gonna be a good day. Looked at the calendar and realized … Oh shit! It’s Monday again! So much for a good day.

Monday is the evil way of saying the weekend is over.

It’s Monday, be gentle on me, okay?

It was the kind of Sunday to make one ache for Monday morning. – Joan Didion

New Monday, new week, new goals.

WARNING! A virus called Monday is fast approaching. There is no cure. Just drink plenty of alcohol on Sunday night to ease the pain 🙁

Good Morning Monday. I have been dreading your arrival, but now that you are here, let’s make the best of it.

Welcome to Monday. Please secure your seat belt, keep your arms and legs in at all times, and enjoy the ride.

Loves Sundays and being lazy…Then Monday comes and things get crazy!

Monday, why are you here again? Don’t you have a hobby?

Do what you love and you’ll never have a problem with Monday. – Unknown

If each day is a gift… can I return Monday for something I really like?

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

Mondays are Sunday’s poop.

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays. – Office Space

Mondays, that day of the week when our brains take all day to reboot from all the weekend activities.

They say every day is a gift. I wanna know where the gift receipt is so I can exchange Monday for Saturday.

Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.

It’s a new day and a new week! Start off fresh to accomplish your best! 🙂

Don’t worry about Monday morning. Focus on now. Not the alarm, the struggle to get out of bed and the mind-numbing, soul-destroying day ahead.

This should be the spirit every Monday. Know that something good will always happen. – Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez

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