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Happy Friday everyone! May your weekend be full of adventure and cheer, and may the start of next week be a long ways from here.

TGIF! Thank God I’m Free? Oh, wait. Thank God I’m fabulous? Hmmm …Oh yeah! Thank God It’s Friday… YEAH…

The working week is over, The slavery is done, Friday night is now upon us, and a weekend of fun fun fun…

Oh! It’s Friday again. Share the love that was missing during the week, In a worthy moment of peace and bliss.

Today is Friday. God’s gift to the working people…. Enjoy!

It’s finally Friday! Felt like it took a week to get here!

I hate it when the people who owe me money post about how much they are enjoying their Friday!

Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.

In honor of it being Friday the 13th, whenever I hear strange noise, I’m going to investigate it braless, and wearing cute panties.

We’re all just kids posing as professionals, counting the days until Friday.

FRIDAY one of the most beautiful words in the English language, followed closely by SATURDAY and SUNDAY. Happy Friday and Happy Weekend to all.

Every Friday, I like to high five myself for getting through another week on little more than caffeine, will power, and inappropriate humor.

Coffee makes my mornings, but Fridays make my week!

Climb into bed tonight with that blissful feeling that there will be no alarm clock in the morning -It’s the WEEKEND! – Woohoo!

Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon. – Richard Nelson Bolles

Friday is the favorite day of the week since exactly on this day all friends, relatives, and close people meet. – Unknown

Friday and Saturday are made in heaven, but the Sunday night is made in hell.

Has 100+ friends online right now on a Friday night….You’re all a bunch of losers…I am proud to be one of you…….!

Would like to observe a moment of silence for all the innocent brain cells that lost their lives over the weekend.

Hey Friday! How ya been buddy?

Friday night… So many innocent beers have no idea what’s coming for ’em.

Friday is like a bra… You did your job all week, now it’s time to take it off!… Does anyone need a hand?

Oh, hello Friday. Where the heck were you on Wednesday when I really needed you?

The best career choice is can make is one in which you hate to see Friday come because you love your work. – Catherine Pulsifer

I don’t care if Monday’s blue Tuesdays gray and Wednesday too. Thursday I don’t care about you, It’s Friday I’m in love.

Hello weekend. I’ve missed you. Can you please stay a little longer this time? Your last visit was way too short!

Hands up if you’re ready to do something you’ll regret this weekend. Go forth! You have my blessing. – Florence Welch

Dear Friday, I’m so glad we are back together. I’m sorry you had to see me with Monday-Thursday, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.

Fridays are exciting, Knowing there is no alarm clock on Saturday, no stress from work. No one to answer to, and relaxing with your family.

Every Friday, I feel like I deserve a new addition to my closet for all my hard work during the week.

It’s Friday…I hope your weekend isn’t as lonely as Lance Armstrong’s testicle.

It’s a great day to make some more wonderful memories to add to you’re already blessed life! Happy Friday!

It’s bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth story window on Friday. – American Proverb

I’m hoping that Thursday happy hour, doesn’t become Friday sad morning hangover. Happy Friday.

The Friday brings the smell of weekend…Relaxation from daily works…So be happy and keep Smiling! Happy Friday!

Friday, Aah the weekends here…*BLINK* Monday? WTF?

Friday is my second favorite “F” word! LOL.

Friday, I’ve tried to see other days and none compare to you, I love you.

Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend.

Thursday: Friday’s younger, yet equally attractive sister.

It’s Thursday, which is “Friday Eve” in Optimisian.

Thursday: I either drink coffee or I say bad words to strangers. Just a typical Thursday.

Having s.e.x with your ex on a Thursday isn’t cheating, it’s a throwback.

In addition to Casual Friday, I propose the following: Punch A Coworker Monday, No Pants Tuesday, Drunk At Work Wednesday, and Call In Sick Thursday.

In celebration of “Fat Tuesday”, I only plan to party on days that start with “T” from now on. Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday and Thunday!

Announcement: The Time Travelers Meeting scheduled for today will be held last Thursday.

I only have s.e.x on days that begin with “T”. Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday and Thunday.

Someone came up to me and said “T.G.I.F. Thank god it’s Friday!” I replied – S.H.I.T. Sorry hun,it’s Thursday.

Friday!!! I’m so glad you are back. I’m sorry you had to see me with Monday-Thursday, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.

Thursday is on my mind Facebook!! Now stop asking me that and go bug someone else!

One man’s women crush Wednesday is another man’s throw back Thursday.

Here’s my gym schedule. Monday, cardio. Tuesday, weights. Wednesday, 7 mile bike ride. Thursday, 15 year break. Repeat.

My Grandpa is so good at planking. He’s been laying there on the golf course since Thursday.

Nothing worse than getting paid on Friday, after you spent your entire check on Thursday!

It’s Throwback Thursday on Instagram…Chicks showing us how much they fell off since High School.

I find those “No shirt, no shoes, no service” signs very misleading because they never say anything about having to wear pants. Apparently, I was wrong… now gotta go to court on Thursday.

Thursday Night Football on the same time during the Vice Presidential debate….well played NFL, well played.

Today is v̶a̶l̶e̶n̶t̶i̶n̶e̶s̶ ̶d̶a̶y̶ Thursday.

Today is the American Thanksgiving or as we in Canada like to call it. Thursday. Happy Thanksgiving you funny people.

To whom it may concern, The inventor of thirsty Thursday obviously never had to work on Friday.

W.T.F. – Wednesday, Thursday, Friday…the weekend’s almost here!

You ever notice sometimes all day on Wednesday you keep thinking its Thursday? Then when Thursday comes, you’re alright again.

I call it “No-Pants Wonder-day,” but it turns out the police just call it “Thursday.” Go figure.

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 p.m. Please use the back door.

I didn’t hump anything on Hump Day, but I did throw my back out on Throwback Thursday, so I got to be mildly ironic.

Thursday 31st March is National Cleavage Day, a day to work it, love it & celebrate it!

I have a feeling Thursday the 5th of July is not going to be a very productive day at work.

I’m hoping that Thursday happy hour, doesn’t become Friday sad morning hangover. Happy Thursday.

Note to mistress…if I am ever trapped in a mine or anywhere that TV crews and the WHOLE world is watching…please keep your a** at home. watch it on TV. I will call you when I can….just saying. lol Happy Thursday…smile.

Anyone want to lend me $500.00 until Thursday June 20th, 2047?

I just got my ancestry.com DNA test back! So excited!!! Turns out I’m 61% Italian, 15% Irish, 10% Greek and 14% Alcohol. Not bad for a Thursday morning!

OK… I really like you Thursday, but it’s Friday I truly love. It’s not that I’m not happy when i’m with you, it’s just that Friday does so much more for me!!!

Dear Turkeys… Your long range weather forecast is 350 degrees on Thursday the 28th.

Happy Thursday to all my married friends.

I’m wondering what kind of loser spends Thursday night drinking and bragging about it on Facebook? Anyway, I’m totally drunk.

The only turkey I’ll be having on Thursday most likely is the wild kind, on the rocks.

Thursday…the point when you can start getting a bit giddy about the weekend!

The only thing that gets me through Thursday, is knowing that – Tomorrow Is Friday.

Who needs coffee when you can meet up for jagerbombs on a Thursday morning.

Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman’s ability to find a reason to post a selfie.

People call it Valentines day. I call it Thursday.

I read a story Thursday about things you shouldn’t buy used, such as child car seats, plasma TVs and vacuum cleaners. Good advice, but condoms and toilet paper would have been at the top of my list.

Party every day that begins with the letter T. Tuesday and Thursday? Nah, TODAY and TOMORROW!

On Thursday, the captain of the crashed cruise ship Costa Concordia went back to the wreck for the first time since the accident. Said the captain, It looks so different sober.

Ladies and Gentlemen! I give you.. THURSDAY. It’s almost like Friday but it’s not. I call it Diet Friday.

Happy Fourth of July!! Or as the rest of the world likes to call it, Thursday.

Thirsty Thursday should be a national holiday!!

Thursday, oh Thursday. You keep trying and I admire your devoted perseverance. But I must stay true. Friday is the only one that does it for me!

Organizing a flash mob at my place, Thursday 3 pm. Bring lawnmowers.

Thursday doesn’t even count as a day, it’s just the thing that’s blocking Friday.

Today is Fat Tuesday, and of course, this being America, it will be followed by Even Fatter Wednesday, Obese Thursday and Fat-A$$ Friday.

Hello Thursday so nice to see you again can’t wait to see your brother Friday and your sisters Saturday and Sunday.

Monday: Can Friday be here ready. Tuesday: ugh. Wednesday: Friday is close. Thursday: closer. Friday: finally here. My weekdays

S.H.I.T.: So Happy It’s Thursday.

My philosophy when I pack.

We should start keeping giraffes a secret from young children. Imagine discovering giraffes exist when you were like 15. Woah! Check out that long necked horse!

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Holy weekdays Batman – it’s Wednesday !

Wednesday is here, but I am not. I’m still asleep, in my favorite spot. I need to wake, for I am soo tired. But I must get to work, before I get fired.

WARNING… My give-a-d@mn is busted and I’m all out of give-a-sh*t. It must be Wednesday!

I often wonder how many last minute decisions have prevented me from dying.

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