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I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.

I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

You must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a foot long.

Poke me now if you’ve ever had a crush on me.

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

Lets play Titanic, you’ll be the ocean and ill go down on you.

A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What’s the moral of the story? A wet pussy always makes a happy cock.

That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I’d becoming too!

People make the world go around but at some point don?t you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?

Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.

I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex.

We know that romance brings out the beast in you.

Wanna play Pearl Harbor? Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.

Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable like a coma.

I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I’ll put my head in.

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk My Zipper!

A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.

Nice legs, what time do they open?

If it’s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

Some people say the glass is half empty. Others say it’s half full. I’m just happy to have a glass!

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let’s bang!

You’re like a prize winning fish. I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.

When I die my gravestone is going to have a Like button.

Love is blind, and greed insatiable.

Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t u + i = 3D 69?

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

You remind me of a Championship bass, I don?t know whether to mount you or eat you!

There are a lot of people who that you may only nod to, it’s better to stop and say hello.

Hello, headache! You are being uncooperative. Sorry but it is time for you to pack your bags. You have overstayed your welcome. Please LEAVE NOW! Goodbye!

Hello and good evening hope you had a nice day and a pleasant evening as well.

As you stopped to say hello, oh, you wished me well, you couldn’t tell that I’d been crying over you.

Like the ocean I wave. Hello and goodbye are the same, when I talk with my hand.

Every good bye makes the next hello closer.

Sometimes u tell someone to never call u again. then the phone rings & u hope it’s them.. It’s the most twisted logic of all time!

Hello, I’m still here.

Nothing lasts forever. Forever’s a lie. All we have is what’s between hello and goodbye.

There are a lot of people who that you may only nod to; it’s better to stop and say hello.

The greatest gift of life is friendship, and I have received it.

Hubert H. Humphrey

I like the word Hello than Bye because Hello is about starting conversation and Bye is to end.

Really? Worst film you ever saw. Well, my next one will be better. Hello. Hello.

Ed Wood

Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy.

There is no harm in saying hello to strangers, because you never know when any stranger becomes your true friend.

For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.

A good-bye is never painful unless you’re never going to say hello again.

Now a days people say I LOVE YOU just like they are saying HELLO.

Hello again, everybody. It’s a bee-yooo-tiful day for baseball.

Its time to say good night to Facebook world and Hello dream world.

No matter which language you speak, everyone understands the true meaning of smile. It communicates everything that a heart wants to express and understand.

If homosexuality is a disease, let’s all call in queer to work: “Hello. Can’t work today, still queer.

The two hardest things to say in life are hello for the first time and goodbye for the last.

When I read the script, I was like, Hello, woman in a box. I had to explore that to the end.

Hello my love. It’s getting cold on this island. I’m sad alone. I’m so sad on my own.

Hello Innocence. Though it seems like we’ve been friends for years.

No one is born with self confidence. Self confidence is learned And Earned With Experience.

I don’t believe that somebody’s first impression is their last impression, for it may change after sometime.

Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello i think you are a dirty fallow.

Sometimes the smallest things in life are the hardest to do. Like clicking on his screen name and just saying HI!

Hello stress welcome to my life looks like you’ve made yourself quite comfortable.

Hello boys and girls. Welcome to sesame street.

Between hello and goodbye is I love you?

The story of life is quicker then the blink of an eye, the story of love is hello, goodbye.

Good morning star-shine, the earth says hello.

A love story in six words: Hello. Goodbye. In between was marriage.

Flowers for the dead. Say hello to the forest.

!!A good-bye is never painful unless you’re never going to say hello again.

You can make a million friends by a mere hello and a sweet smile. But lasting friendships are made by the sincerity of one hello and the honesty of one smile.

With lovers there can be “Goodbye”. But with friends there will only be “Hello” and “Glad to see you again”.

You have no time to bleed as you fall to your knees. It’s the gift that we’ve been given. Hello, can you hear me still?

Sometimes just when I say hello the right way, I’m like, Whoa, I’m so cool.

Good-bye is never painful unless you are never going to say hello again.

Hello from above our magnificent planet Earth.

Laurel Clark

The most terrible poverty is loneliness, and the feeling of being unloved. – Mother Teresa

Loneliness is the universal problem of rich people. – Joan Collins

When we truly realize that we are all alone is when we need others the most. – Ronald Anthony

Loneliness is a part of our life. It teaches us that we are not complete in ourselves.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely. – Charles M.Schulz

Lonely is not a feeling when you are alone. Lonely is a feeling when no one cares.

The dread of loneliness is greater than the fear of bondage, so we get married. – Cyril Connolly

Pray that your loneliness may spur you into finding something to live for, great enough to die for. — Dag Hammarskjold

Being lonely is the hardest thing in life.

May came home with a smooth round stone as small as a world and as large as alone. – E.E. Cummings

All alone! Whether you like it or not, alone is something you’ll be quite a lot! – Dr. Seuss

There is no loneliness like that of a failed marriage. — Alexander Theroux

I am not feeling lonely because my memories with me!

Alone, all alone Nobody, but nobody Can make it out here alone. – Maya Angelou

All great and precious things are lonely. – John Steinbeck

The real loneliness is living among all these kind people who only ask one to pretend! – Edith Wharton

People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in. – Margaret Cho

Being alone is not a bad feeling…Sometimes it solves the unanswered questions.

The worst part of holding the memories is not the pain. It’s the loneliness of it. Memories need to be shared. — Lois Lowry

Loneliness is never more cruel than when it is felt in close propinquity with someone who has ceased to communicate. — Germaine Greer

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself. – Mark Twain

You’ll never be lonely If you learn to befriend yourself.

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