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What am I responsible for? Who am I responsible to? Everybody? How come when Archie Bunker nailed everybody, it was funny - but when I do it, it's not?

I'm responsible. I even did a commercial for MTV saying how I was going to register to vote. And I still haven't.

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It was great to be the rock comic, the shock comic. But after you've played Giants Stadium with Bon Jovi in front of 82,000 people, after you've done the 'Wild Thing' video with Jessica Hahn and every rock band from...

I want to show people that there's a side of myself other than just the outrageous comedian.

I don't deny my life-style is occasionally pretty wild.

I have lived a carnal life.

I'm so tired of men who are afraid to hurt women's feelings.

Just because I do a few comedy bits about gay people, that does not mean I'm out there promoting some anti-gay cause.

I'm a comedian, and my comedy has never endorsed violence towards gays.

In the 1990s, it's OK to do comedy about the Chernobyl disaster or the Space Shuttle blowing up. It's acceptable to ridicule the Pope or the President of the United States, but God forbid you do a joke... about gays....

AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion.

I've never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to women, buy them diamonds.

Rage only works if it is justified. That's the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad.

Society needs a couple of vents that say what you're not supposed to say.

I'm not going to give up the shock part of my comedy.

I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock 'n' roll and ex-wives. In that order.

Anyone can go out on stage and start beating people over the head with rubber chickens. That'll get people's attention.

Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.

I'd rather entertain people than offend them.

When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.

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