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If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

Lets play Titanic, you’ll be the ocean and ill go down on you.

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A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What’s the moral of the story? A wet pussy always makes a happy cock.

That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I’d becoming too!

People make the world go around but at some point don?t you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?

Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.

I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex.

We know that romance brings out the beast in you.

Wanna play Pearl Harbor? Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.

Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable like a coma.

I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I’ll put my head in.

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk My Zipper!

A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.

Nice legs, what time do they open?

If it’s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

Some people say the glass is half empty. Others say it’s half full. I’m just happy to have a glass!

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

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