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The key of my happiness, just forgetting my past.

I’m easy. Are you?

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I would love to tap that ass!

I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?

My name is (name) remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.

You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

I may not be Mr. Right, but I’ll screw you till he shows up.

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

Could I touch your belly button… from the inside?

How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.

The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.

Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.

I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.

I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

You must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a foot long.

Poke me now if you’ve ever had a crush on me.

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

Lets play Titanic, you’ll be the ocean and ill go down on you.

A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What’s the moral of the story? A wet pussy always makes a happy cock.

That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I’d becoming too!

People make the world go around but at some point don?t you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?

Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.

I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex.

We know that romance brings out the beast in you.

Wanna play Pearl Harbor? Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.

Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable like a coma.

I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I’ll put my head in.

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk My Zipper!

A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.

Nice legs, what time do they open?

If it’s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

Some people say the glass is half empty. Others say it’s half full. I’m just happy to have a glass!

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let’s bang!

You’re like a prize winning fish. I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.

When I die my gravestone is going to have a Like button.

Love is blind, and greed insatiable.

Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t u + i = 3D 69?

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

You remind me of a Championship bass, I don?t know whether to mount you or eat you!

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