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Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.

Winston Churchill

I'll confess that, from an early age, I was a huge fan of President Reagan because my parents bought me an enormous stuffed monkey that they named President Reagan - yes, I get it now.

Quotes by Uzodinma Iweala

Dance Monkey' is about the bad side of busking.

Quotes by Tones and I

Dance Monkey' showed me that I'm good enough.

Quotes by Tones and I

I wrote the very first stories in science fiction which dealt with homosexuality, The World Well Lost and Affair With a Green Monkey.

Quotes by Theodore Sturgeon

I love going into the centre of London because people don't give a monkey's about you or who you are. You can be in a restaurant and no one notices you or if they do they won't show it.

Quotes by Teddy Sheringham

Jayalalitha is a performing monkey in the hands of Sasikala.

Quotes by Subramanian Swamy

My big break was back in the third grade playing the third monkey in 'Horton Hears a Who.'

Quotes by Sebastian Arcelus

The fountain of youth is like the monkey's paw in the W. W. Jacobs story. It never ends well.

Quotes by Sarah Monette

And out of a desire essentially to imitate what I was reading, I began to write, like a clever monkey.

Quotes by Russell Banks

It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious about the important things. The monkey wears an expression of seriousness which would do credit to any college student, but the monkey is serious because he itches.

Quotes by Robert M. Hutchins

A determined soul will do more with a rusty monkey wrench than a loafer will accomplish with all the tools in a machine shop.

Quotes by Robert Hughes

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.

Quotes by Robert Benchley

I'm a brand type guy and we want to make sure that 'Gas Monkey' is out there in every arena that we can be. I'm also never short on ideas and I usually try to get them out there at all times.

Quotes by Richard Rawlings

I went dead broke - twice! - trying to get Gas Monkey up and going. And when I say broke, I mean sleeping on my sister's couch and can't pay-the-rent type broke.

Quotes by Richard Rawlings

Most girls are taught to avoid risk and failure. We're taught to smile pretty, play it safe, get all A's. Boys, on the other hand, are taught to play rough, swing high, crawl to the top of the monkey bars, and then just jump off headfirst.

Quotes by Reshma Saujani

When I was little, my dad used to call me 'Bandarella,' because I was a mess - a Bandar is a monkey in Hindi. I was not a girly-girl and would always break something and would be running around and didn't really fit in.

Quotes by Priyanka Chopra

I learned the way a monkey learns - by watching its parents.

Quotes by Prince Charles

I'm not very good at being a performing monkey.

Quotes by Prince Charles

I started making monkey bridges, like kids do, and climbing and rappelling with ropes. Very naturally, I needed some knots. At the very beginning, I didn't care, I didn't know, and then slowly I started to know, and I started to care. I wanted to know more knots or the right knot for the special action.

Quotes by Philippe Petit

I really like the Caribbean. Anyplace in the Caribbean. I get there, and I feel like a monkey - the perfect state.

Quotes by Penelope Cruz

Yes, I've kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that's it. I don't go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot.

Quotes by Paris Hilton

The show business has all phases and grades of dignity, from the exhibition of a monkey to the exposition of that highest art in music or the drama which secures for the gifted artists a world-wide fame princes well might envy.

P. T. Barnum

'Friend Monkey' is really my favorite of all my books because the Hindu myth on which it is based is my favorite - the myth of the Monkey Lord who loved so much that he created chaos wherever he went.

Quotes by P. L. Travers

Frank's audience doesn't care if a girl singer, a comic or an organ grinder with a monkey opens the show. They are there to see HIM.

Quotes by Nancy Sinatra

The first movie I ever saw was a blaxploitation movie. It was called 'Monkey Hustle.' Like I said, just listen to the name. That's a blaxploitation movie. It had these incredible, bigger-than-life images of people who looked like I did. Or who looked like I wanted to look like.

Quotes by Michael Jai White

We're all just bags of bones and muscle and hormones; I'll never understand what makes our minds do the things we do. It's like that statue of the monkey holding a skull. We're trying to use a thing we don't understand to understand ourselves.

Quotes by Meshell Ndegeocello

If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.

Quotes by Marlon Wayans

God, George Bush makes me want to slash my wrists. He's so embarrassing I have to leave the room when he's on the news. What a monkey.

Quotes by Margot Kidder

Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.

Quotes by Malcolm de Chazal

I became fascinated with the concept of speak no, see no, hear no evil. And - and the actual depiction of three wise monkeys. And I began collecting it over the years. And I kind of figured that I might be the - the fourth monkey, the feel no evil monkey.

Quotes by Mackenzie Phillips

People go to the zoo and they like the lion because it's scary. And the bear because it's intense, but the monkey makes people laugh.

Quotes by Lorne Michaels

A father and two sons run Adelphia. It's a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people - three people took a billion dollars. What were they gonna do, start their own space program? 'Let's send the monkey to Mars, Dad!'

Quotes by Lewis Black

The problem is to keep the monkey mind from running off into all kinds of thoughts.

Quotes by Lee Kuan Yew

I need to have an outlet, and so I go and make up characters and act and sing and dance like a crazy monkey clown.

Quotes by Lauren Ambrose

It does get old to have to always be a monkey in a zoo. I don't know what it's like any more to be anonymous.

Quotes by Kevin Bacon

Like many actors, I started off as a monkey. My first job ever was as an extra in Tim Burton's 'Planet of the Apes.' I'm the tiny little monkey in the background. I met Rick Baker doing that - then, because of my size and the fact I was older than 18, he figured I could double Daveigh Chase in 'The Ring.'

Quotes by Kelly Stables

Wearing a monkey suit really lets you know where you stand as an actor.

Quotes by Kelly Stables

I'm sorry, I'm not a performing monkey.

Quotes by Keith Flint

When I was a kid, all I knew about Michael Jackson was that he was crazy. He had a monkey named Bubbles and some kind of oxygen chamber, and he used to be black, but he made himself white, and he was nuts. That was Michael Jackson in full. Wacko Jacko.

Quotes by Jon Lovett

For me, some things, like, I just don't want to know what they are before I eat them. Like, if you're going to start feeding me, like, sexual organs of animals, or, like, a monkey's brain or something - I'll eat it. Just don't tell me what it is until after I've finished it.

Quotes by Johnny Iuzzini

I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.

Quotes by Jimi Hendrix

A misfit like me getting anywhere in Hollywood as I somehow have, seemed, certainly at the time of 'Spanking The Monkey,' kind of out of reach, or not a very realistic take.

Quotes by Jeremy Davies

What I've been doing with my misfit, so-called acting career in film from day one on my first film, 'Spanking The Monkey', is, I've kind of made a concerted effort to hijack my acting career to turn it into film school, because I've always had the blasphemous idea of becoming a reasonably competent filmmaker in my own right some day.

Quotes by Jeremy Davies

The president is here, strong and firm as a monkey's tail.

Quotes by Jean-Claude Duvalier

During the writing process, I tend not to listen to too much music. I obviously wear a lot of influences on my sleeve, but if I was listening to too many records, I would turn into too much of a monkey.

Quotes by Jay Reatard

In January of 1995, my family and I moved to Seattle. Pearl Jam did the first of their live radio broadcasts, Monkey Wrench Radio, along with many other Seattle musicians.

Quotes by Jack Irons

Perry Farrell is so gross, and his wife looks like a monkey.

Quotes by Hunx

The poor monkey, quietly seated on the ground, seemed to be in sore trouble at this display of anger.

Quotes by Henry Walter Bates

The responses of the baby monkey are very similar to those of a human baby.

Quotes by Harry Harlow

I've traveled all over. I've been to all 50 states. With my dad in the Navy, I lived in the Philippines from nine to 12, and I had dog, monkey, lizard, everything. Then I was in Hawaii, and I'm spear-fishing, catching octopus with my hands.

Quotes by Graham Elliot

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.

Quotes by George Carlin

I've tried to write from my own understanding of identity in all my comics, whether it's about superheroes or historical conflicts or monkey gods.

Quotes by Gene Luen Yang

In Africa, you know, if you're poor, at least you can go to the forest and share some mangoes with the gorillas and monkey.

Quotes by Emmanuel Jal

Our society spends a lot of money on prison bars. For the sake of our kids, let's invest in monkey bars.

Quotes by Darell Hammond

There are domains in which expertise is not possible. Stock picking is a good example. And in long-term political strategic forecasting, it's been shown that experts are just not better than a dice-throwing monkey.

Quotes by Daniel Kahneman

Fans insult me and call me 'monkey.' At first, I was quite shocked, but now I do not give it importance.

Quotes by Dani Alves

The mind is a monkey, hopping around from thought to thought, image to image. Rarely do more than a few seconds go by in which the mind can remain single-pointed, empty.

Quotes by Dani Shapiro

My favorite special skill on my resume is 'excellent monkey noises.'

Quotes by Ciara Renee

An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

Quotes by Charles Darwin

When I was eight, I bought my first puppet. It was a monkey, and I paid five cents for it. I collected some scrap wood and built myself a puppet theatre. I made 32 cents with my first show, which I thought was pretty good, and that's when I knew I would be a puppeteer when I grew up.

Quotes by Caroll Spinney

You play with the audience, and they play back with you. They get into it, and then everybody gets into it. I don't want to be like a monkey on stage and just go through the motions because then it wouldn't be fun anymore. I just pay attention to the audience and appreciate the fact that somebody wants to see us. That gets me psyched.

Quotes by Brittany Howard

You never monkey with the truth.

Quotes by Ben Bradlee

I swear by that old expression, 'One monkey don't stop no show!' The reality is, we still have some good men out there, and we should hail those men as the kings they are.

Quotes by Angie Stone

I was a monkey child. I was like a clown.

Quotes by Andrew Garfield

I can do a really loud monkey call. I can put both my legs behind my back. And I can stick my fist in my mouth.

Quotes by Amy Landecker

For a while, the world for me was like a set of monkey bars. I swung from one place to the next, sometimes backward, sometimes forward, capitalizing on my own momentum, knowing that at some point my arms... would give out, and I'd fall to the ground.

Quotes by Amanda Lindhout

My friend... used to tease me about a tattoo I had right here, but it was so big, and what he was teasing me about - he said it looked like a flying monkey. It's supposed to have been a grim reaper holding a ball. But it did look like a monkey.

Quotes by Allen Iverson

The newly released movie 'Noah' features a retelling of the creation story that clearly depicts Darwinian evolution transforming a single-cell organism into a monkey. The movie also seems to show magic in scenes more reminiscent of the occult than of the Bible story.

Quotes by Aaron Klein

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