Why is pi so calming? Because once you get into it, it just goes on forever and you stop worrying about anything else! Mathematicians find it very meditative - also occasionally maddening.

Why did the student fail algebra? Because there were too many unknowns! Every time he thought he had X figured out, Y showed up and made everything complicated again.

What did the parallel lines say to each other? "It is a shame we will never meet!" They spent their whole lives heading in the same direction and never got to catch up over coffee.

Why is statistics class so depressing? The probability of passing without crying is extremely low! The confidence interval for happiness shrinks with every exam, and the p-value of joy approaches zero.

What did the numerator say to the denominator? "Stop! We are in an irreducible state - do not try to simplify us!" The denominator agreed to keep things complex between them.

Why did the calculator break up with the computer? Because it could not handle all those extra functions! The relationship was getting too complex - literally - and the calculator had limits.

What did the triangle say to the circle? "You are pointless!" The circle took it in stride - it had heard every angle on the joke and simply went around the insult entirely.

Did you hear about the atom that lost an electron? It said, "I am positive!" It had been searching for that electron for days, but maintained an upbeat attitude throughout the whole ordeal.

Why are noble gases so antisocial? Because they do not react to anything! Helium, Neon, and Argon show up to every party, float in the corner, and leave without bonding with anyone.

Why did the biology class go so slowly? Because the teacher kept dividing the lesson into cells! By the time they got to mitosis, everyone had split into confused halves anyway.

What did Newton say after getting hit by the apple? "That was a very striking observation!" He then spent three weeks writing it up, revolutionizing physics, and icing his forehead.

A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks, "Can I help you with your luggage?" The photon replies, "No thanks, I am traveling light." The pun registered at the speed of laughter.

What do you do with a sick chemist? You try to helium, then you try to curium, and if that does not work, you barium. The periodic table doubles as a first-aid manual in some labs.

What did the black hole say to the star? "I find you absolutely irresistible!" The star tried to escape, but the compliment had event-horizon-level gravitational pull.