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No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.

My parents are pretty religious, devout, but did they force it on me? No, I don't think so. I still think of myself as a Lutheran, just one who doesn't go to church.

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I think growing up on a farm in a certain amount of isolation, with not a lot of friends nearby, makes you entertain yourself and kind of grows your imagination - being alone is quite good for all that. You...

I thought I would either be an epidemiologist or a 'Price Is Right' model.

Sometimes I try to sell shows with a female lead to networks, and that isn't something that's been a proven formula for them, so they reject it. I do feel like men get the funniest roles in movies.

In high school, I was doing a skit for forensics and people started laughing, more than I was prepared to deal with. It was a surprise.

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

I would be an actress for the rest of my life just because it's really relaxing. Writing is hard work, and stand-up is so stressful before you get on stage, but acting is a complete ensemble experience.

I'm not really a control person, and I'm a big believer in collaboration. I like to have a friend.

My style can't be held within a pixel medium. Like, it needs to be performed in a living, breathing space. People need to have all their senses ready to take on my comedy, and unfortunately, TV alienates at least their...

I definitely had a Paul Rudd crush. He's great.

I loved 'Burning Love,' and I really do love almost everything Paul Scheer touches.

I don't enjoy reality television at all. I have to say that I get it, though. I watch some of it, and I understand why people enjoy it.

'Rock of Love' with Bret Michaels was fun. He's a lovable guy.

Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.

I love the idea that I have the power to look for the projects I can put myself into, but I'm still at that level of just being happy to have a job.

I've been lucky. The projects I've gotten to work on are projects I'd want to watch myself. That's what I try to shoot for.

I just really like people, and being a freelancer can be lonely during the day, when you're at home trying to write anything you can. 'Flight Of The Conchords' was so wonderful because I had a family for two years.

My sensibilities are like, 'I want it to be weirder.'

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