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Kidding Quotes

Jokes, sarcasm, and moments too serious to be kidding.

Sometimes 'kidding' means a joke, and sometimes it's used to prove someone is dead serious. This collection plays with that tension alongside our Afraid quotes.

I'm afraid of the dark. I'm not kidding.

Quotes by Tom Sizemore

Are you kidding? This is crazy, man. I thought I was Mr. Pre-Televised awards.

Quotes by TobyMac

Lunch? You gotta be kidding. Lunch is for wimps.

Quotes by Stanley Weiser

The president of the United States can't even fire his chef. I'm not kidding.

Quotes by Rob Lowe

Advice Quotes

Decline III, I funded myself, from the studio money. That, and I sold a lot of drugs. Kidding. Don't print that.

Quotes by Penelope Spheeris

I have a fear of being broke. That's what I have a fear of. I'm not kidding.

Quotes by Loni Love

Just kidding, I've been very athletic all my life.

Quotes by Kiana Tom

I was a mime. I'm not kidding. I went to Northwestern University and they have a mime company, so we did a lot of training and then a lot of mime shows around Chicago.

Quotes by Kerry Bishe

My advice to American filmmakers is to marry a European. I'm not kidding. Otherwise they don't qualify for international co-production treaties.

Quotes by Jeremy Thomas

Afraid Quotes

I'd be kidding if I said that I predicted the financial collapse.

Quotes by Fareed Zakaria

Science is a method to keep yourself from kidding yourself.

Quotes by Edwin Land

I'm sure there are little Aly and AJ fan babies out there that were made in our concerts. No, I'm kidding!

Quotes by AJ Michalka

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Frequently Asked Questions

What tone do most of these kidding quotes share?
Most use "kidding" to emphasize sincerity, insisting the speaker means exactly what they said despite how it sounds. It's less about jokes and more about underlining honesty.
Is there a quote about being afraid that uses "kidding"?
Yes, one quote flatly states a fear of the dark and adds "I'm not kidding" to remove any doubt about how seriously the fear is meant. For more on fear, see our Afraid collection.
What does the quote about award shows reveal?
It expresses disbelief at being nominated, framing the moment as almost too surreal to process, and using "kidding" to convey genuine shock. The humor comes from understatement rather than a punchline.
Why does one quote mention marrying a European filmmaker?
The advice given to American filmmakers is to marry a European, said with "I'm not kidding" to stress it's a practical tip about international co-production treaties, not a joke. It shows how "kidding" can frame serious industry advice.
What does the lunch quote suggest about tone?
Calling lunch "for wimps" while insisting no one is kidding turns a small daily choice into a statement of identity. For more advice-style quotes, browse our Advice collection.

From celebrity disbelief to blunt career advice, these quotes show how far sarcasm can travel. Check out our Advice and American collections for more.