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Favorite thing about winter!!! Hugging.

Winter always turns into spring.

I never eat November’s snowflakes; I always wait until December. – Lucy

Dear Snuggie, I’m sorry for all of the times I made fun of you.

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. – John Steinbeck

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible. – Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

When life gives you too much snow – make snow angels.

There’s no such thing as bad weather, just soft people. – Bill Bowerman

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. – Victor Hugo

It’s colder than my soul outside.

It’s NEVER too cold for ice cream.

Chillin’ with my mug and blanket just like Baby Yoda.

Cold weather is the perfect excuse for hugging.

If you need me, I’ll be inside until April.

Sometimes I would like to be a child again, and other times a woman made of snow. – Deirdre Sullivan

The light made the snowballs look yellow. Or at least I hoped that was the cause. – Gary D. Schmidt

October, November, cool, coool, cooooool, March, April.

……………… It’s not an empty line, Due to fog, you can’t see the words.

Winter is the season in which we try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer when we complained about the heat.

We build statues out of snow, and weep to see them melt. – Walter Scott

likes the smell of burning wood… winter is here!

They watched the snow fall and fall and fall until they thought that they were the ones falling. – Ann Patchett

Wake me up when it’s summer.

Let the storm rage on. The cold never bothered me anyway. – Elsa from Frozen

That annoying moment when you can’t find the long side of your blanket.

Nothing burns like the cold. – George R. R. Martin

Let us love winter, for it is the spring of genius.

Pietro Aretino

I love being pale in the winter!

Keep calm and enjoy winter.

Sunshine cannot bleach the snow, nor time unmake what poets know.

We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe. – Lewis Black

It’s been 70+ years, Tom. You’re never going to eat Jerry 🙂

When I’m a Pedestrian I Hate cars… When I’m Driving I Hate Pedestrians…

Boys are great, every girl should have one.

There’s like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world … huh

I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. 🙂

Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors aren’t.

I really don’t have any idea how someone so immature, funny & embarrassing could be my sister & best friend.

Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

Girls use Photoshop to look beautiful… Boys use Photoshop to show their creativity.

One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions 🙂

I’ve had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. 🙂

Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.

Tall guy + short girl = cutie! But short guy + tall girl = awkward.

Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.

I like a man who looks like a bad boy but knows how to treat a woman like a queen.

Candice Swanepoel

I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough 😉

The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight 🙂

God knew that only a genius sister like me could handle a stupid brother like you.

The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited” 🙂

I’m an amazing cook. And I’m a gentleman but can belch the entire alphabet. Classy.

Farts are like children, I’m proud of mine and disgusted by yours.

When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…

My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death!

I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day. 🙂

Today’s Relationships: You can touch each other but not each other’s phones.

My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.

My girlfriend told me I have to buy her make-ups & jewelry so she can look more beautiful in parties. I said, why waste money? I’ll lend you some beauty from my sister.

Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make me a bad person.

Google must be a woman because it knows everything.

Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them is wearing pants?

I mean, funny like I’m a clown? Do I amuse you?

The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women.

Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.

Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.

Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

Dear Boys I have sent you a “Friend Request” Not a “Marriage Proposal” so kindly stop overacting!

How do you know what it’s like to be stupid if you’ve never been smart?

Boys, if you don’t look like Calvin Klein models, don’t expect us to look like Victoria’s secrets angels. From All Bachelor Girls Association. 🙂

I only need 3 things in life: Food, WiFi, Sleep 🙂

Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you are so damn funny.

Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.

I’m not interested in just being the hot girl. I’m really goofy, and I love laughing, and that’s such a big part of who I am.

I am sure I have a defective iPhone, I keep pressing the home button and I’m still at work.

We are WTF generation… WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook.

I am not Spiderman nor Superman. However, I am the superhero for my GF!

I’m not addicted to Whatsapp. I only use it when I have time, lunch time, break time, bedtime, this time, that time, at any time, all the time. 🙂

All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.

My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lol

People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at the gym.

Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbor’s wife, And beer as COLD as your own. 🙂

God hadn’t made me handsome, but he’d given me something, I always felt: funny bones.

Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my Facebook Status?

You are every girl’s dream come true. But never ever take that for granted, else I’ll be your worst nightmare.

Pretty girls turn heads. I and my girls break necks!

A rose is a rose even when I call it by other names, An idiot is an idiot even when I call him as a brother.

If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking 🙂

Boys don’t make passes at female smart-asses.

I wake up when I can’t hold my pee in any longer.

If there was an award for the most useless brother of the year, you’d be a living legend.

If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.

Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.

My love for you is like a fart that can’t be contained. Bursting out aloud in all its glory and fragrance.

You can never buy Love…But still, you have to pay for it…

I Like to study… Arithmetic – NO … world history – NO …. chemistry – NO… GIRLS – YES!

When a woman says WHAT? It’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

I love my job only when I’m on vacation…

When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

You and Me basically the same product from our parents but you are the one with a lack of common sense defect.

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सभी स्टेटस इंटरनेट की दुनिया में लोकप्रिय है। इनके रचनाकार का नाम पता नहीं चल सका। अगर आपको लेखक का नाम मालूम हो तो ज़रूर बताएं। स्टेटस के साथ लेखक का नाम लिखने में हमें ख़ुशी होगी।