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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

Bitch swear they Baby Smarter than every other Baby… “My Baby can count to 10” Bitch he’s 18 years old, he supposed to!

Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide using 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep, that’s how you wash a cup.

What did right boob say to the left one – you are my “breast friend”

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Diagram in a book was not clear…So, madam drew a diagram on a Blackboard and announced “Don’t look at a book Figure, Look at my Figure!”

Q: Which part of the Female Body is the most sensitive, is wet inside & Water comes out when something ENTERS in it? Answer: EYE! But I love the way you think.

“Mother, why do people die so quickly in our family?”
…
“Mama?”
“Mama?”
“Maaaammaaaaaaa!”

I’ve always wondered why “W” is called Double U when it’s clearly Double V…

Boy; Your singing beautifully! Girl: Thanks but I’m a bathroom singer. Boy: Then invite me to your live show!

The driver pulls out his mirror and says: “Yes, it’s me.”

Never try to understand women. You will end up wasting your time.

Doctor: Mrs. Anita good news for you! Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Anita? I’m Miss Anita! Doctor: Oh! Sorry, Miss Anita…Bad news for you!

What’re the differences between a woman with PMS and a Pitt Bull? – Lipstick

You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee.

Victoria’s Secret fashion show… Typing this with my left hand.

When I see lovers’ names carved in a tree, I don’t think it’s cute. I just think it’s crazy how many people bring knives on a date.

The Teacher told Max to write a sentence. Max wrote: “My penis in your hand” Teacher slapped Max why? Because he forgot to put space between Pen & is.

Do you know the meaning of ABCDEFG? A boy can do everything for Girl. Reverse the meaning of, GFEDCBA; Girl forgets everything done; Catches new boy Again.

Most disciplined profession: military. Most undisciplined profession: politics.

What’s the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet!

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope, and no Jobs. Please don’t let Kevin Bacon die!

You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night.

Add a word to ruin a movie:
– Batman Begins College
– The Longest Yard Sale
– Charlotte’s WebCam.
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There is nothing greater in this world than being loving parents. So take the first step today by getting married. Think different, do different!

If you hate doing something, it’s your destiny. If you love it, its God’s plan for you.

He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don’t worry: I’m a bottle of wine!

Difference between good girls and bad girls, good girls open a few buttons in a hot atmosphere, but bad girls open all buttons to make the atmosphere hot.

Meaning of ”Forever”: never-ending. Into eternity; infinite. Meaning of ”Forever” in relationships: next week; sometime soon.

I went to the doctors the other day and I said, ‘Have you got anything for wind?’ So he gave me a kite.

A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl, which machine I can use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM.”

With just a single kiss on the lips for 30 sec, she Got Pregnant..! . . . . . Who is she?. . . . Balloon!

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