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Yes, I have a dirty mind and you’re on it.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel Its true warmth.

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If abortion is murder then are condoms kidnapping!

Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like you are in Heaven.

That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting.

A man is only as old as the woman he feels.

Why are bra singular and panties plural?

Triple in the last 5 minutes!!!

Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.

Sometimes to defeat somebody that plays dirty, you have to play dirty yourself.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes.

Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason, he wants woman, as the most dangerous playthings.

There are 70 ways to keep a man happy. One is Alcohol…! The rest is 69……!

It’s not necessary for everyone to like me. Not everyone matters!

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

A cute Nurse came for the interview. Dr: What salary U Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr was overjoyed and said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000

What am I doing in your inappropriate thoughts right now?

Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure? it’s called a credit card.

I do quite naughty things now. I do like to be a bit s*xy.

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