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What did right boob say to the left one – you are my “breast friend.”

Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.

Your lips are like wine & amp; I wanna get drunk.

I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean… am I that hot?

Life is never boring with a dirty mind.

People say I have a dirty mind But I say it’s just creative.

Smile if you just had a naughty thought… yep, you just smiled!

If you’re looking at this, it’s too late. You’re mine now!

Show me your world and I’ll show you my universe.

If a Naked woman robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face…

I may have a bad mouth but I can do great things with it.

It’s a dirty way to fight, but I’m late for lunch.

Smile… it’s the second-best thing to do with your lips.

All I really want is someone with a good heart and a dirty mind.

Talk dirty to me and make my mind and body respond to your words.

I never insult people, I only tell what they are.

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don’t believe the kids should be given homework.

Just because you’re my Princess doesn’t mean I won’t f**k you like a slut.

Nowadays, legs spread quicker than rumors.

Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends.

If we were together right now, what would we be doing?

Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together.

My legs are missing you in between them.

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.

W. Somerset Maugham

Flirty boys are like a fish out a water without girls.

I swear Instagram the new Photoshop for some ugly bi…es trying to look cute LOL.

Viagra is now available in powder form to put in your tea. It doesn’t enhance your performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.

You can’t be the top dog if you act like a pussy!

Straight talk is a virtue. Dirty talk is a goddamn blessing.

What do the Chinese call a 69? Twocanchew!

Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.

I am not Virgin my life F**K me everyday.

Without nipples, boobs would be pointless.

I sent an angel to watch over you last night but he came back saying he can’t watch porn.

There is only one way to fight, and that’s dirty.

I wanna be freaky but only with one person you feel me.

Of course, you’d warm up faster if you took your clothes off.

I think I should tell you What people are saying behind your back? Nice Ass…

A foolish man cleans before becoming dirty.

In a cramped bus. Lady: Something of yours is touching me. Man: Oh! That’s… that’s just my salary in my pocket. Lady: Did your salary just triple in the last 5 minutes?

Yes, I have a dirty mind and you’re on it.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel Its true warmth.

If abortion is murder then are condoms kidnapping!

Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like you are in Heaven.

That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting.

A man is only as old as the woman he feels.

Why are bra singular and panties plural?

Triple in the last 5 minutes!!!

Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.

Sometimes to defeat somebody that plays dirty, you have to play dirty yourself.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes.

Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason, he wants woman, as the most dangerous playthings.

There are 70 ways to keep a man happy. One is Alcohol…! The rest is 69……!

It’s not necessary for everyone to like me. Not everyone matters!

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

A cute Nurse came for the interview. Dr: What salary U Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr was overjoyed and said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000

What am I doing in your inappropriate thoughts right now?

Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure? it’s called a credit card.

I do quite naughty things now. I do like to be a bit s*xy.

I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else.

Needs to wash his mind out with soap..

I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

People say I got a dirty mind, I just think I’ve got a good imagination lol.

Boobs are like the Sun… you can stare at them directly just for a few seconds. But if you put on sunglasses, stare as much as you want!

Hands are so overrated. I think I’ll use my mouth.

Knows the real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile..

God made dirt … God made guys so girls can flirt.

Two words one finger keep it simple.

We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip the flat ones.

If you’re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual.

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