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Ideally, I'd like to go right back to getting $7 million a picture and being the headliner. That's probably not going to happen.

It's incredible. Twenty-three minutes on the air, and I've got to shoot for twelve, fifteen hours a day. What the hell's that?

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I have been asked to direct many times and usually said no.

'Weekend Update' can be presented as a full 20-minute sketch, and there's a lot of room there.

For me, what makes you laugh makes you laugh.

It's about timing and rhythm. But who could be better than Chaplin or Keaton?

Chaplin was my idol. I remember watching those movies at this little theater in Woodstock, N.Y., when I was probably 6 and laughing so hard at the surprises, like Keaton suddenly being dragged by a streetcar.

If you get 'hot,' everyone's nice to you.

Yes, I've seen Louis CK. I wouldn't in any way make a degrading remark about Louis CK, but the question is do I think anyone is funny? And the answer is not too many people. He might fit right in...

Anything I have blown a lot of money on? Well, I have three daughters and a wife - that's four women, and I'm working on a sitcom, so you could say that I am just trying to stay alive!

I did very well when I was younger, and I am fine.

I prefer movies because the money is better and certainly because you really know where you stand when you are making movies, and I have made a lot of them: 50-something - I don't know.

Who made me laugh when I was growing was Chaplin and the Marx Brothers, and then moving on, there were so many that I was a writer for for many years: I was a writer for the Smothers Brothers, Lily...

There's no vacation from being a parent.

It will eventually be discovered that the more you sleep, the healthier you are. Which means you'll really be at your healthiest when you pass away.

Break as few bones as possible and make as much noise as you can.

I turned down 'Forrest Gump.'

I turned down 'American Gigolo.' There are many films - like 'Ghostbusters' - that I turned down... The first one I did was 'Foul Play' with Goldie Hawn, but I turned down 'Animal House' - I turned that down.

I've been too funny in my life to have to play a character who's... moderately funny.

It's not like I am working with the great innovators of all time, but at the same time, they are my friends.

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