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You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a Who's Who survey with joking responses, and they never bothered to check the facts.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

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The first thing that happens is that you're overwhelmed by so much attention. It's just so unnatural. Only people who've been in that position can realize what it's like. I mean, you have to be there.

Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars.

The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.

I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure won't.

Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand.

I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now.

Most of the films I've done were ruined in the postproduction, not during filming.

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem.

You can't observe as much if you're observed by others.

I guess I look so straight and normal, nobody expects me to pick my nose and fall.

Let's not call physical comedy falling down and pratfalls. All humor is physical, no matter how you dish it out. It's timing, like a dancer or an athlete would have.

My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it.

You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.

The best advice I can give you about falling is to never land.

Live a life of grace. You'll be a better person for it, and so will your children.

I am just happy that I have children. I don't care what they want to do!

I would love to do a movie with Albert Brooks; we're so different, but I find him so funny, and I can be just as seemingly narcissistic as he comes off, the 'it's all about me' kind of thing.

Any good actor has to have a good sense of humour, too; they have to be able to manipulate people.

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