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Champagne Quotes

Bubbly wit for toasts, jokes, and champagne problems.

These quotes range from the sincere ('I thrive on cheese and champagne') to the sharply funny, including the classic line about sham friends getting real pain instead of real champagne. It's a small collection with a big personality, in the spirit of Big quotes.

I thrive on cheese and champagne.

Quotes by Urmila Matondkar

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.

Quotes by Tom Waits

I'm not big on Champagne, but I'd take along a bottle of Cristal to pop for when the boat comes to the rescue.

Quotes by Sam Neill

This 'bubbly' word, I am personally going to take it up as an agenda to ban it. Colas are bubbly. Champagne is bubbly. I am not bubbly!

Quotes by Parineeti Chopra

Ball Quotes

Getting hit on by both genders is such a champagne problem.

Quotes by Naya Rivera

I left Guiding Light so many times, they ran out of champagne.

Quotes by Michael Zaslow

When the ball dropped in 1999, I was holding dough and champagne in my hands and holding my kids.

Quotes by Method Man

One time I introduced my orchestra as the Shampoo Music Makers instead of the Champagne Music Makers.

Quotes by Lawrence Welk

We are staunch and true and in rather a champagne mood.

Quotes by Franz Marc

Big Quotes

I've worked in a call centre and as a nightclub waitress. I served champagne to Rihanna.

Quotes by Fleur East

I love food so much. I love cheese and champagne and salads, fries, yum.

Quotes by Emily Atack

I'm going to have some fabulous nights out with champagne.

Quotes by Christian Siriano

The champagne was flowing like the Potomac in flood.

Quotes by Ben Bradlee

Frequently Asked Questions

What's the theme of this Champagne quotes collection?
These quotes use champagne both literally, as a favorite indulgence, and as a metaphor for good fortune and celebration, including the popular phrase "champagne problem" for a complaint that's really a sign of privilege. The tone throughout is light and self-aware.
What does "champagne problem" mean in one of the quotes?
The line about getting attention from both genders being a "champagne problem" uses the phrase to poke fun at a complaint that's actually enviable, dressed up as an inconvenience. It's a self-deprecating joke rather than a genuine grievance.
Why do people search for champagne quotes?
People look for these around celebrations, toasts, or New Year's Eve, wanting a witty line to pair with a glass rather than a formal blessing. The mix of humor and indulgence here fits that casual, celebratory mood.
Are any of these quotes about hardship rather than celebration?
One plays on the wordplay of champagne for real friends and pain for fair-weather ones, turning the drink into a marker of loyalty rather than just luxury. It's more about who deserves a toast than about the drink itself.
Is there a quote about running out of champagne?
Yes - one actor jokes about leaving a long-running soap opera so many times that the cast ran out of champagne for farewell parties. For more playful takes on excess and celebration, see the Big quotes collection.

Some lines here are self-deprecating too, like the actor joking they left a soap opera so often the cast ran out of champagne. Raise a glass, then browse Bottle quotes for more.