Burglar Quotes
Sharp lines on thieves, alarms, and second thoughts.
These burglar quotes turn late-night break-ins and screeching alarms into clever one-liners, including a memorable joke comparing a career-shift ex-burglar working for the government to a career change into hosting a talk show. For related musings on retreat, see Back quotes.
Too often, the opportunity knocks, but by the time you push back the chain, push back the bolt, unhook the two locks and shut off the burglar alarm, it's too late.
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If I can go from burglar for the government to talk show host, you can go from entertainer to congressman.
I have an unconscious burglar living in my mind: If I read something, it's mine. I can read Middle English stories, Geoffrey Chaucer or Sir Thomas Malory, but once I start moving in the direction of contemporary fantasy, my mind...
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I have an unconscious burglar living in my mind: If I read something, it's mine.
One time, a burglar came to my apartment, so we called the police. My son was here, so I think they left before they tried to steal something. So the police come to my apartment, and they say, 'Oh my...
Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
If I heard a noise at night, I'd think there was a burglar sneaking around; the first thing I'd do was check on my guitar.
