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Burglar Quotes

Most Famous Burglar Quotes of All Time!

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Too often, the opportunity knocks, but by the time you push back the chain, push back the bolt, unhook the two locks and shut off the burglar alarm, it's too late.

Quotes by Rita Coolidge

Even a burglar hesitates to go back for more.

Quotes by Isoroku Yamamoto

If I can go from burglar for the government to talk show host, you can go from entertainer to congressman.

Quotes by G. Gordon Liddy

I have an unconscious burglar living in my mind: If I read something, it's mine. I can read Middle English stories, Geoffrey Chaucer or Sir Thomas Malory, but once I start moving in the direction of contemporary fantasy, my mind begins to take over.

Quotes by David Eddings

I have an unconscious burglar living in my mind: If I read something, it's mine.

Quotes by David Eddings

One time, a burglar came to my apartment, so we called the police. My son was here, so I think they left before they tried to steal something. So the police come to my apartment, and they say, 'Oh my God, did they steal everything?' I was like, 'No, it was like that!'

Quotes by Carine Roitfeld

Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?

Quotes by Bill Maher

If I heard a noise at night, I'd think there was a burglar sneaking around; the first thing I'd do was check on my guitar.

Quotes by Angus Young

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