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Most Famous Bathroom Quotes of All Time!

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It's not uncommon in South Korea for a building to not have a women's bathroom.

Quotes by Yi So-Yeon

Using a public bathroom is an incredibly embarrassing experience. I enter the stall but can't reach the lock on the door.

Quotes by Sinead Burke

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother.

Quotes by Ronnie Spector

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly.

Quotes by Rod Stewart

One time I tried to use the bathroom in the dark, and I missed the toilet, and I fell on the floor.

Quotes by Rita Ora

All I'm thinking about today is cleaning my bathroom.

Quotes by Linda Fiorentino

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women.

Quotes by Leah Remini

If I ever buy a house and redo the bathroom, I'm putting urinals in there.

Quotes by Lamorne Morris

I'm no interior decorator, but just I have a feeling that plastic plants in the bathroom... probably not a good idea.

Quotes by Kyan Douglas

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it.

Quotes by Ken Marino

The tobacco markets I worked in were segregated. If you went to the bathroom, there was 'White,' there was 'Colored,' and there was 'Other.' I grew up in that.

Quotes by Kelvin Sampson

The angle we give the bathroom mirror is always meant to flatter.

Quotes by Jonathan Miles

I want to come and play in cities and states where transgender citizens are not discriminated against, where there's no hateful bathroom bills at the shows where I'm going to be playing.

Quotes by Jack Antonoff

Anyone who is awake and aware knows that these quote-unquote bathroom bills or any legislation discriminating against LGBTQ citizens is horrible.

Quotes by Jack Antonoff

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom.

Quotes by Eoin Colfer

You learn a lot about people when you're sitting on their bathroom floor or on their toilet seat, rifling through their stuff.

Quotes by Emily Weiss

We had a one bedroom, one bathroom, one closet apartment with four girls.

Quotes by Connie Sellecca

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom.

Quotes by Candice Bergen

I've dealt with a lot of couples over the years, and most cite the battle for closet and bathroom space as one of the most frequent causes of marital discord.

Quotes by Candice Olson

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style.

Quotes by Candice Olson

These diva wide receivers want to go to the bathroom. As a defensive lineman, we didn't go to the bathroom.

Quotes by Booger McFarland

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.

Quotes by Bob Hope

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.

Quotes by Billy Wilder

I got beat up sometimes in the girls' bathroom.

Quotes by Becky G

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush.

Quotes by Audra McDonald

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

Quotes by Arthur C. Clarke

I am going to be working on bathroom fittings for a company in the USA, and then I thought it was appropriate to simplify the fittings and, thus, lowering the cost.

Quotes by Arne Jacobsen

The government is keeping detailed records on how many Americans have carports. How many Americans have mold in their bathroom.

Quotes by Ann Coulter

There were eleven kids, and we all shared a bathroom. It was enough to drive us all insane.

Quotes by Alice Ripley

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