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Bartender Quotes

Witty quotes about cocktails and life behind the bar

These quotes bring some bar-room wit into focus, covering everything from cocktail-making craft to a stage role played long ago and a firm distinction between different professions. Each line adds a bit of personality to the idea of a bartender. For more colorful character quotes, see the Ulcer quotes page.

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.

Quotes by W. C. Fields

A cocktail can be made by the bartender. But the cocktail also can be made by the chef.

Quotes by Jose Andres

I toured Ontario in the winter of '48, in a touring company of The Drunkard, in which I played the bartender.

Quotes by Jonathan Frid

I'm a businessman, not a bartender.

Quotes by Jon Taffer

Frequently Asked Questions

What kinds of moments do these quotes capture?
They range from playful requests for a drink to reflections on cocktail craft and even a memory of performing a bartender role on stage.
Is there a quote about who can make a good cocktail?
Yes, one notes that a well-made cocktail can come from either a bartender or a chef, not just one or the other.
Do any quotes mention acting or performing?
One recalls playing a bartender character during a touring stage production many years ago.
Is there a quote distinguishing professions?
Yes, one firmly draws a line between being a businessman and being a bartender.
Where can I find more lighthearted lifestyle quotes?
You can explore related pages such as Custodian quotes for more everyday character sayings.

These lines suit hospitality, humor, or lifestyle content. Browse more entertaining quotes on the Rick Bass quotes collection.