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Autograph Quotes

On signatures, fans, and the rituals of fame.

These autograph quotes cover the small, human side of fame - practicing a signature as a kid, the etiquette of always saying yes to a fan, and the odd, sometimes uncomfortable requests celebrities field.

As a kid, I used to practice my signature, working on the way I wanted to sign my autograph.

Quotes by Troy Aikman

Always give an autograph when somebody asks you.

Quotes by Tommy Lasorda

The fact that people actually want my autograph is crazy.

Quotes by Ryan Lochte

When I was a kid, I looked up to an Olympian superstar. I won't mention his name but when I asked for his autograph he said, 'no.'

Quotes by Ryan Lochte

Along Quotes

Oh, the most fun thing I've ever been asked to autograph was breasts.

Quotes by Peter Tork

Somebody wanted me to autograph her breast and I kindly refused. She was in college. I thought maybe I shouldn't do that.

Quotes by Matt Czuchry

I went to one AA meeting and I got asked for an autograph.

Quotes by Marilyn Manson

The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver wants a picture. The waitress wants a handshake. Everyone wants a piece of you.

Quotes by John Lennon

A fan would get an autograph and that was that. If we didn't tour again for five years, we wouldn't remember them.

Quotes by Joe Elliott

Always Quotes

No, I don't autograph blank slips, checks, or stickers, and certainly no books without me in them.

Quotes by Jack L. Chalker

I respond to every email. I sign every autograph for every person.

Quotes by Gretchen Carlson

I'd perform in the mirror; I'd pretend to do interviews. I'd practice my autograph for hours.

Quotes by Fleur East

People don't ask me for my autograph.

Quotes by David Furnish

They want a lip print for their autograph books. I'm a sport; I go along.

Quotes by Cleo Moore

Ask Quotes

When I'm introduced at invited lectures at other universities, the students place a Bobo doll by the lectern. From time to time, I have been asked to autograph one. The Bobo doll has achieved stardom in psychological circles.

Quotes by Albert Bandura

Frequently Asked Questions

What do these autograph quotes focus on?
They cover the personal side of fame - practicing a signature as a kid, the etiquette around signing for fans, and unusual requests that come with celebrity.
Is there a quote about the etiquette of signing autographs?
Yes, one simply advises always giving an autograph when somebody asks, framing it as a basic courtesy toward fans.
Is there a quote about an uncomfortable autograph request?
Yes, one describes politely declining when someone in college asked for an autograph on her body, explaining they felt it wasn't appropriate.
Do any quotes describe the range of things fans ask for?
Yes, one lists a postman wanting an autograph, a cab driver wanting a photo, and a waitress wanting a handshake, summing it up as "everyone wants a piece of you."
Is there a quote about learning to sign an autograph?
Yes, one recalls practicing their signature as a kid specifically to shape how they wanted their autograph to look.

Related material shows up on the Ask and Always quotes pages, both connected to fan interactions and public expectation.