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Aspirin Quotes

A tablet for every ache

These quotes treat aspirin as a household fix for nearly everything, from soaking one for a migraine to chewing it quickly during chest pain.

The rule of thumb is, if you feel chest pains, chew on an aspirin to thin the blood rapidly.

Quotes by Steven Gundry

Pop music is aspirin and the blues are vitamins.

Quotes by Peter Tork

I have found that every family has a strange remedy for any situation - from 'Use Fantastic to get the scuff off your patent leather shoes!' to 'Soak an aspirin in a glass of water to get rid of a...

Quotes by Nia Vardalos

Wine and cheese are ageless companions, like aspirin and aches, or June and moon, or good people and noble ventures.

Quotes by M. F. K. Fisher

Accidents Quotes

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

Quotes by John Barrymore

We protect aspirin bottles in this country better than we protect guns from accidents by children.

Quotes by Gloria Estefan

Take charge of hidden, sneaky sources of chronic inflammation that can trigger illness and disease by wearing comfortable shoes daily, getting an annual flu vaccine, and asking your doctor why you're not on a statin and baby aspirin if you're...

Quotes by David Agus

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Frequently Asked Questions

What everyday role does aspirin play in these quotes?
It's treated as a common home remedy, used for everything from migraines and chest pain to being paired humorously with life's aches.
Is there a quote about aspirin as a family remedy?
Yes, one line recalls a family tradition of soaking an aspirin in water to help relieve a migraine.
Do any quotes mention aspirin for chest pain?
Yes, one quote advises chewing an aspirin to help thin the blood quickly if chest pains occur.
Is there a joke about how much aspirin Americans use?
Yes, one line jokes that a lifetime supply of aspirin in America can be bought cheaply and used up in just two weeks.
Is aspirin compared to anything unexpected?
Yes, one quote pairs aspirin and aches together like wine and cheese, framing it as an ageless companionship, a theme echoed under Age.

A wry line notes an American lifetime supply can be gone in two weeks, while another pairs aspirin and aches together like a natural, ageless age-old companionship.