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Leonard Cohen kept his Jew name. He's so cool. It's too bad he died.

I'm a cultural Jew, I was raised with it, so I'm still into it, like gefilte fish with kugel.

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Being Jewish is a culture and a religion; we have food, music, and land specific to us.

One thing I hate in ethnic comedy is giving the audience the opportunity to laugh in a racist way at a thing. A lot of times dwarf comedians will do that, Arab comics, and gay comics will do it; everyone...

My CD, my first release, was at the Comedy Works in Denver, one of the best clubs in the country.

Get out of people's way and let them be who they are. If they make a mistake, fine, that's on them.

I want to do a travel book.

I get lost a lot.

I think you're a comedian as soon as you start. I don't think there's a moment where you become a full comic.

I lived with my parents until I was 25.

I'm like an overgrown child! I don't know how to do anything!

I grew up so conservative. I grew up as an orthodox Jew.

I don't vote and I don't follow who's trying to rule us. The revolution is coming. Until then, I'll just watch 'Game of Thrones.'

I got an award for Most Improved Player for volleyball in tenth grade that I cared about a lot.

I have a running daydream about winning an Oscar and giving my speech about how ridiculous it is to rank art. And then I'd call them all sycophants and leave the statue at the podium as I walked away.

The only threat is a growing pushback from militant liberals who seek to destroy free expression as they look to limit the speech of anyone who has feelings they find objectionable. It makes comics tentative to push boundaries and freely...

When people tell me to do a clean show, I'm like, 'Guys, I don't even understand your thoughts anymore.' What, you can't say a curse word? Nobody thinks that way!

The Comedy Store is my home!

Stage fright is a real thing. It's debilitating to some people.

The worst is when you bomb and when you bomb in front of someone you're trying to impress. That's the worst.

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