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I want to write my daughter something about how much I love her and what I would want to say to her before I die.

When you have a child, you think about your own mortality.

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I would love to dress like Beyonce: some custom-print, neoprene onesie with no pants.

I really loved being pregnant, especially because people treat you so nice.

When you're pregnant, you're all gassy, and you're hungry, but then you're nauseous.

Stand-up comedy is something that you have to strive to do, multiple times a night, every night, to be good.

I think most feminists are very smart.

I didn't expect to be so comfortable handing my child off to a nanny without getting any of her information. As soon as she arrived at my house, I threw my baby in her arms and went to Target.

I have a B.A. from UCLA. In ethnic studies.

I have a hoarding problem because my mom is from a third-world country. And she taught me that you can never throw away anything because you never know when a dictator is going to overtake the country and snatch all...

Some useful advice for all of my Asian-American brothers and sisters - never go paint-balling with a Vietnam veteran.

Breastfeeding is this savage ritual that just reminds you that your body is a cafeteria now.

All I ever wanted to do was tell jokes for a living.

For the first year I lived in New York, I never ate out. I literally just ate lentils and brown rice at home. Sometimes I'd treat myself to this half chicken from Chinatown that cost $3.50.

In order to be the best comic, you have to perform in a wide diversity of rooms.

The concept of 'diversity' was this big moral 'should.' And now with the success of shows like 'Fresh Off the Boat,' 'Empire,' 'Blackish,' and 'Jane the Virgin,' it's become this big business 'must,' which is so great.

I've seen many female comics that a lot of people haven't heard of who are so funny, and I saw them come up, and they were working so hard, and then all of a sudden they had a baby, and...

In giving birth, I knew that I would have to take a break after I had a baby; I just didn't know that it would be, like, six weeks long. Taking a six-week break was a very big deal for...

My husband and I went to Japan for our honeymoon, and you look at, like, the presentation of the food, and it's ridiculous. It looks like a Mondrian painting or something. Everything looks like a bunch of little Hello Kitty...

With my husband, I do really appreciate the fact that we - even though we're different kinds of Asian, there is a cultural shorthand between us, and I don't have to explain anything. I've dated guys before who weren't Asian-American,...

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